A load of balls

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on January 30th, 2007

Richard Sinnott from Carlow sued the Carlow Nationalist after they printed a picture of him during a GAA match which showed his ‘private parts’.

Amazingly he was awarded €6,500 for ‘breach of privacy, intentional infliction of emotional harm, and negligence’.

Unreal. Was there something different about Richard Sinnott? Did he have a grotesquely disfigured or incredibly tiny penis? Were his balls so different from every other man’s set of balls?

Let’s face it, a scrotum with balls in it is hardly a pretty sight but like small babies and Chinese people they all pretty much look the same. So if his balls were on display so were my balls and every other man in the country’s balls.

Honestly, some people need to get a fucking life. The newspaper are appealing and I hope they win. If you don’t want your balls to be on display in the newspaper when photos are taken of you during a GAA match then wear a pair of underpants that safely hold your balls in place rather than loose fitting ones which allow them to wobble all over the place and out of your shorts.

Richard Sinnott is the one at fault here. What a shame he didn’t have the balls to see that.