Salt and pepper NOT saltandpepper

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on January 25th, 2007

I like salt and pepper. One salt shaker, one pepper shaker or pepper mill.

What I don’t like is a pepper mill with a salt mill on top in one, supposedly handy, contraption. Too many restaurants are engaging in this wanky bollix nowadays.

Keep them separate. You wouldn’t give someone one piece of cutlery which was a knife at one end and a fork at the other, would you? No, you would not.

So keep your salt and pepper separate and stop trying to be fucking trendy. It might work with furnishings but it’s no fucking use at all with condiments.