Fuck off with your naked calendars

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on January 20th, 2007

In the paper this morning comes the story that some students from UCC are posing nude as part of ‘rag week’ to make a calendar to raise money for charity.

Look, this has gone far enough. There are a million and one ways to raise money for charity but frankly I’m tired of this idea that people want to see ordinary people naked. As if that is some kind of motivation to buy a calendar.

“Oh, it’s March. Must turn over to see some old minger’s arse while she tries to smile coyly and covers up her pendulous knockers with her arm.”

Get to fuck. If I want a naked calendar then I will contact Pirelli who make a fine one indeed but students, old ladies, firemen and whoever the fuck else - put your fucking clothes back on and go out with a bucket like everyone else.

You’re scaring the children.