Blogger’s meet-up …

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on December 22nd, 2006

Well, being full of the Christmas spirit last night I decided I would go along to the blogger’s meet-up in the Market bar.

Fuck me, what a bunch of ignorant cunts they all were.

“Evening folks, I’m Twenty Major”, I said. “Can I get anyone a drink?”

“Fuck off you old cunt”, said Colm from Infactah, “we’re young hipsters from Sligo. We don’t want to be associated with an old fucker like you”.

“Yeah, get lost, beardy”, said someone else. I have no idea who it was but they were too fucking rude to introduce themselves.

“Erm, well, maybe I made a mistake coming”, I said.

“You sure did, you senile old pissbag”, commented ‘anonymous’.

“I’ll be off then”, I said.

“Away with ya, ya stinky old bollix”, said a hideous looking cunt who then made himself disappear and reappear as if by magic.

Irish bloggers, what a pack of cliquey, stuck-up, secret handshakey cunts.