Fireworks

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on October 26th, 2006

I heartily endorse Fianna Fail politician Charlie O’Connor who says those who attack fire brigades and ambulances on hallowe’en night should face jail sentences.

There are plenty of other things to blow up and throw eggs at. The list is endless:

Ryan Tubridy, scorpions, German rock group ‘The Scorpions’, TV3’s garden, Cecilia Ahern, Bertie Ahern, Bob Ahern (lives round the corner from, is a cunt), blue cheese, people who drink shots of Jaegermeister in a glass of Red Bull and so many more.

Be creative people, ambulances and fire brigades are the easy targets. They’ve put further restrictions on fireworks again I see. I haven’t been down Henry Street in the last couple of weeks but I assume the same fat old women hiding rockets and bangers in their many body cavities are still doing the business.

A bloke came into Ron’s the other night selling boxes of fireworks that he’d brought over from somewhere. It was an impressive collection and I ended up buying more than I should.

Half a pound of plastic explosives, 4 sticks of TNT, an M72 LAW rocket launcher, an FIM-43 Redeye Anti-aircraft Missile, two cruise missiles and three packets of sparklers.

Watch out, Tubridy…