English tourist dies in Ireland. He is taken to Beaumont hospital where an autopsy is carried out. His heart and lungs are removed as per procedure. He is then sent back to England where another autopsy is carried out as is the norm when a British citizen dies abroad.
They remove his heart and lungs as per procedure. Then they remove his other heart and lungs as per proced… erm… wait a minute.
It seems the people in Beaumont hospital decided to use this man as a disposal unit. They put somebody else’s heart and lungs into a plastic bag then lashed them inside the dead English bloke, stitched him up and sent him on his way.
Surely the most inventive way of avoiding the bin charges I have ever heard.
If they’d been really creative they’d have created some kind of a jack in the box type device so that when the English pathologist made the Y shaped incision it would pop up and have a little sign saying ‘Hello from Dublin!!!’.
Instead it’s just typical of our health service. Boring, lazy and pretty disgraceful. There was a woman on the news from some support group who blamed Mary Harney for everything and I can see where she’s coming from.
She said that she and her group asked Mary Harney to investigate what has happened to all the organs removed and used and disposed of without consent. She said Mary Harney refused point blank to carry out any such investigation.
It’s obvious why. She’s eaten them all, the enormous glutton. If the public ever found out it would certainly cast a shadow over her political legacy.
Instead of being the politician credited with bringing Large is Lovely boutiques into profit she’ll go down as the Minister who ate the most dead childrens organs and nobody wants to be remebered like that.
Apart from Albert Reynolds, of course.