Stabby McStab
Posted on | September 1, 2006 | No Comments
I have a terrible headache this morning but my pain was alleviated by the news that one of our citizens carried out an act of humanitarianism above and beyond the norm. An act so selfless and magnanimous that he should be rewarded with free booze and perhaps an oily massage of some kind.
A busker was busking yesterday in Temple Bar, no doubt playing some kind of Oasis song, when a man rushed up to him and stabbed him.
Hurrah. If only more people would stab street entertainers then we’d soon find our pathways and pavements free of cunts with acoustic guitars trying to get money from us by playing popular, yet irritating, music.
The busker’s injuries are not serious and that’s good. He just got enough of a stabbing to make him stop.
I once thought about stabbing a taxi driver who went on and on about his ex-wife, her new boyfriend, his mother-in-law and their apartment in Turkey. In the end I didn’t.
I should have though. This man has shown me the light.
I can see the light. I’m moving slowly towards the light.
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