Monthly Archives: September 2006
Dublin panto season…
…is going to be fun this time around. Click for big. Hi-res version also available. Twink’s phone call
An entrepreneurial shagger
When I realised it was the blog’s birthday last evening I went down to Ron’s for a few pints. “Evening lads”, I said to the assembled crew at the bar. “What are you having?” Guinness for me, Jimmy, Splodge, Lucky … Continue reading
Ooooh…
…I completely forgot about it but this blog is two years old today. That’s nearly 8 times longer than your average Big Brother contestant’s TV career. I had better go and have some pints to celebrate.
Shove your organic clothes up your hole
I was listening to the radio the other day and there was this woman on talking about organic clothes. No, really. She said that the various chemicals they use in cheap clothing, especially in cotton, has a terrible effect on … Continue reading
Resign Ahern, you cunt
So the Taoiseach received £40,000 from friends but he says he had ‘broken no codes – ethical, tax, legal or otherwise’. Apparently he always regarded them as a ‘debt of honour’ that he would repay with interest. To date he … Continue reading
Bertie is a great example to us all
So the Taoiseach has remained tight lipped about the money he is alleged to have received despite lots of people suggesting he really ought to make a statement about it. He might say something later today. Or tomorrow. Or he … Continue reading
Jehova’s Witnesses are cunts
I read in the Sunday Times yesterday that the Jehovah’s Witness congregation in Dublin are thinking about suing the Coombe Hospital over the decision to give a woman a life saving blood transplant. What a pack of cunts. Of course … Continue reading
The Irish Mail on Sunday
I never bought Ireland on Sunday but now that it’s changed to the Irish Mail on Sunday I’m going to double not buy it. Fucking rag.
Quite simply the best thing ever
Been looking for this for ages. Jamiroquai lead singer and world class cunt Jay Kay gets headbutted. The sound is a bit dodgy but there’s a very satisfying smack when he gets loafed. I could watch this for hours.
Actors, what a pack of cunts
There was a small, thankfully, article in the paper today about a group of young actors who performed a ‘play’ outside the Broadcasting Commission of Ireland. From what I can gather it was to protest about violence on TV or … Continue reading
There was a small, thankfully, article in the paper today about a group of young actors who performed a ‘play’ outside the Broadcasting Commission of Ireland. From what I can gather it was to protest about violence on TV or in films.
Of course we should listen to what they say because violence doesn’t happen in real life and only happens on TV and in video games so if we stopped violence on TV there’d be no violence at all. Fucking muppets. Couldn’t they have spent their rehearsal time doing something more productive like studying to learn another ‘craft’ besides acting which is for cunts.
I’m sure lots of you were subjected to the witless cuntery of those morons at the top of Grafton Street this summer. In their shitty ‘I can’t sew or darn or make clothes’ costumes they would stop people going about their day to day business and shriek:
“Halt, fine sir. Thou must experience a free performance of yon bard, William Shakespeare, in the very park this verily day, hey nonny nonny!!”
And they would leap around like the world’s gayest jester and try and hand you a flyer of some kind.
“Thou must experience my fist in thou fucking face”, I would think to myself as I ignored them, mindful of what the judge told me about thumping people on Grafton Street.
Don’t they have any shame? Don’t they know that trying to be zany is the worst thing anyone can do? How sad must their parents feel after trying to do right by their children only to find they’ve chosen a disgusting path in life. After all the advantages they’ve been given because their parents paid for them to go to Clongowes or Blackrock or Mount Anvil they throw it right back in their faces to take up a career which will see most of them earn their money waiting tables or washing dishes.
I fucking hate actors.