Meat

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on August 25th, 2006

Isn’t meat great?

I feel sorry for people who are struck down by that terrible disease vegetarianism. Last night I ate most of a cow, medium rare. There was so much blood on the plate I drank the blood and now I have too much blood in my own bloodstream.

It’s like I have super blood.

Beef, pork, goat, fowl, kangaroo, ostrich, venison, Albanians. All deliciously meaty and good for you too!

And before the first smart arse pops up and says “Oooh, I bet you like a nice, big sausage, Twenty!” I’ll just have to admit I do like a nice, big sausage. German ones are very good. And before the first smart arse pops up and says “Is his name Jurgen?” I’ll have to admit that I’m really just talking about sausages with no double entendres whatsoever.

I have to keep it fresh somehow.