Monthly Archives: August 2006

I was out walking with Bastardface, my trusty hound, late last night. We were trundling along the canal when his ears pricked up. There was a high pitched squeak from a plastic bag on the bank. Bastardface pulled me over … Continue reading →

You know who annoy me? Those people who can just fall asleep anywhere, at any time, no matter how uncomfortable the situation or circumstances or the chair. Like if you’re in a hospital waiting room and there’s always one bloke … Continue reading →

Dirty Dave has a new ladyfriend. She came into Ron’s with him last night. Her name is Olga. She looks like a shoe. She is the person I have least in common with in the whole wide world and I … Continue reading →

I’ve never YouTubed before but this episode of South Park is just classic.

Story found on TCAL about the Apostrophe Protection Society giving out about a road sign in Portlaoise. These grammar pedant’s are a real pain the arse. After that eat’s, shoot’s and leave’s book its something lot’s of people pick up … Continue reading →

Isn’t meat great? I feel sorry for people who are struck down by that terrible disease vegetarianism. Last night I ate most of a cow, medium rare. There was so much blood on the plate I drank the blood and … Continue reading →

People who play pool in a gay way are cunts. Most of us hit the ball by putting our thumb and index finger together to make a good rest for the cue. Some people though make a circle with their … Continue reading →

…today’s post has been cancelled. Please insert your own post here. The management. Update: Hangover has receded due to consumption of sausage sandwich and beer. Still not enough for me to relate a mildly amusing anecdote though.

I have a very, very sharp kitchen knife which cost me over €100. It can slice through steel and titanium without any effort at all. It’s fantastic for filleting things such as chickens or itinerants. It has also managed to … Continue reading →

I have just come back from hospital having picked up Stinking Pete who, in a drunken state in some bar last night, took on the bet that he couldn’t put an AA battery down his Jap’s eye. If he had … Continue reading →