Stupid questions
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on July 24th, 2006
Stinking Pete came over the other night to have a few drinks and watch a fillum. All the new stuff is pretty crap so it was an old classic, ‘Blazing saddles’.
The titles come up and Pete asks “Is Technicolor© a person?”
“You what?”, I said convinced he was taking the piss.
“It’s not a person, is it?”
“No, Stinking Pete. Technicolor© is not a person. Jesus wept.”
It’s just another addition to the list of stupid questions he’s asked over the years.
“Do ants have antlers?”
“Can you eat a cloud?”
“If you put your eyeball up your nose and it was still connected with all the same wires and stuff could you see out your nose?”
“Do pyramids have double glazing?”
“How did they get Hitler’s ball to the Albert Hall anyway?”
“What would happen if the number 7 just didn’t exist any more?”
“Do wasps have hands?”
“How would Rapunzel have let down her hair if she was deaf?”
“Are Mormons mammals or lizards?”
There have been loads more. I just can’t think of them.
What’s the most stupid question anyone ever asked you?