In the Lebanon

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on July 17th, 2006

Oh Phil Oakey, how far-sighted you were.

Little did you know your 80’s hit would still be fresh and relevant in the mid 00’s. Glad to see MacDara is getting out but the Irish bars of Beiruit will suffer because of his absence.

People don’t stop to think about the details of how Israel’s bombs affect the community. Yes, some people are killed and some people are maimed and have their limbs blown off and are scarred for life and lose loved ones and their homes and property and famillies are destroyed by Israel’s totally disproportionate response but what about poor old Paddy from Paddy’s Pub?

What’s he going to do when all the Irish are gone? This time those Jews have gone too far.

I will stand idly by while they blow civilians to pieces while tugging their curly beards and blaming them for aggression against their state but once they start putting Irish bars out of business then they’ve just made themselves another enemy.

What if this affects the worldwide sales of Guinness and in order to recoup the profits lost the world’s most famous brewery uses lower quality hops or grain which negatively affects the taste of their stout?

I can’t let that happen, I won’t let that happen and I can’t let that happen.

I’m off to throw lumps of Denny’s ham at the Israeli Embassy. They’ll probably launch a rocket attack on Cabra but a man has to stand up for what he believes in.