The man from the Czech Republic.

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on July 13th, 2006

I met a man from the Czech Republic last night. He played the violin and sang Nico songs.

He had very frizzy hair and I think he must have been mildly autistic. I gave him some money as he played his peculiar brand of music for a very long time in the square I was sitting in.

As he played and song in that strange voice of his many, many accordian players walked through giving him dagger looks. No joke, at least 6 of them came by but the man from the Czech Republic kept them at bay.

They were spitting mad. It was hilarious. He deserved the money I gave him for making them angry for so long and for saving me from listening to their music.

As Hitler said, “The definition of a real gentleman is a man who knows how to play the accordian but doesn’t.”

Eventually he stopped and came around with his cap. As soon as he’d left the accordionators moved in. Oh dear.

I followed my new friend from the Czech Republic.