Go on the Egypt!

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on June 15th, 2006

Not only have the Egyptians given us the pyramids, the sphinx, the Valley of the Kings, Omar Sharif and Boutros Boutros-Ghali they are now making their most important contribution to civilisation.

Yesterday Egypt’s culture minister said he would be seeking to ban both the book and the film of the Da Vinci Code. And the Egyptial film censor said “I can’t ban something I haven’t seen, but if it violates religions, it will be banned according to law, not me. If the movie is anything like the book, it will be banned.”

Brilliant, well in you pharaohs. The book is exactly like the film, fucking shit.

I think what we need to do is a create a new religion in which we worship the God of all that is not fucking shit. We will call him Archibald. Then when fucking shit things are released to the public, such as the Da Vinci Code, a Damien Rice album, Paris Hilton, a Brendan Grace DVD, Ryan Tubridy’s radio show, any episode of the Late Late hosted by Pat Kenny, anything by Brian Kennedy or another series of celebrity Jigs and Reels we can deem it anti-religious and have it banned.

Not only that we can charge the perpetrators with blasphemy and have them put to death.

Let’s face it, Dan Brown should have been banned at birth.

I knew an Egyptian girl in my youth. What a looker she was but man was she a pain in the asp.