Monthly Archives: June 2006
Get away from me you cunts
Sitting in a strange bar yesterday afternoon. It was more or less empty. At a table with my drinking chum telling stories. “Oh, remember that time we ran across the roof tops on Castle Street while off our faces on … Continue reading
Voices
Aren’t people’s voices funny? They can give you such a false impression of a person. Of their age, their appearance, their background, their inside leg measurement. I heard a song today by a recently departed blogger and although the music … Continue reading
Twenty’s book reviews
Got some bargain bin books the other week. Have read two of them so far. Want to know what they’re like? Ok then. 1 – Brandenburg – Glenn Meade The book starts in Paraguay with an old guy being told … Continue reading
Gobshite of the week…
…and it’s only Tuesday. Check out this post on TCAL for background but basically what happened is some American troops were stranded in County Clare because of problems with their plane. Where it gets interesting is when some ‘peace activist’ … Continue reading
Michael Jackson in Ireland
Apparently he flew into Cork today to stay with Michael Flatley. Reports say: “The children had their faces covered with hats and masks. And Jackson, who was dressed in black, shielded his face with a mask. A garda escort and … Continue reading
Scruples
I would just like to state on the record that I have never killed anyone. Perhaps I might have dealt somebody a fatal blow or ‘strangled somebody to death’ but I have never killed anyone. Now that that’s out of … Continue reading
Jimmy in Tibet
Not many people know Jimmy the Bollix is a true humanitarian. Honestly. Whenever there is a natural disaster Jimmy volunteers with the crew from Concern to help the people affected by the tragedy. He’ll dig through the rubble for hours … Continue reading
Paddy McHugh is a sound man
The indepedent TD yesterday slammed the appointment of Gay Byrne as Chairman of the Road Safety Authority and said that road safety in Ireland is being managed on PR basis not a practical basis. He’s right too. This star-fucker goverment … Continue reading
You Judge cunts – chapter 981
A man pleads guilty in 2002 to possession of child pornography. Five counts of child pornography. He is ordered to undergo psychotherapy at something called the Granada Institute. Fast foward to 2006. Judge Yvonne Murphy warns Mr Gerard McMahon that … Continue reading
A beautiful story…
…in today’s Sun newspaper about a little girl who woke up from a 10 day coma after hearing James Blunt’s ‘You’re beautiful’. She blinked gently, rubbed her eyes and saw her parents who had spent every waking moment by her … Continue reading
…in today’s Sun newspaper about a little girl who woke up from a 10 day coma after hearing James Blunt’s ‘You’re beautiful’.
She blinked gently, rubbed her eyes and saw her parents who had spent every waking moment by her bedside, overcome that their little angel had woken up at last.
They smothered her with kisses and thanked God for bringing her back when they realised she was trying to speak. At first they couldn’t hear her, her voice was cracked and dry. They leant in closer.
“What did you say, darling?”, said her overjoyed mother.
“Turn that fucking shite off, would ya?”