Taxi drivers

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on May 26th, 2006

They’re always complaining about something. Now they’re going on strike because new rules mean they might earn less. Just work more you lazy fuckers. They get to sit in their cars all day. What do they have to complain about?

If I was a taxi driver I’d go round making racing car noises all day.

“Where ya goin’?”

“Dundrum”

“All right. Put your belt on. Vrrrroooooooom, vroooooooooooooooooooooooo, vrum, vrum, vrum, eeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeee, vroooooooooooom”.

That would be hilarious if a little bit annoying for the passengers. Way back when there was a taxi driver with a blog but he gave up because every time he thought about updating he was going in the wrong direction.

‘Ah fuck it, I’m heading for the bog, not the office. Sorry.’

Good man, Tommy! At least in Dublin the taxis will stop occasionally. Not like in Paris where the ones who already have passengers give you the finger and the empty ones just look at you like you’re a AIDS riddled, leperous, cholera spreading Romanian. The only way get a cab is to jump in the open windows as they’re driving by.

Not an easy task after a a bottle or two of 1963 vin de table