…is it so fucking hard to open a lettuce? Where do they get this industrial strength sellotape that they seal the wrapper with?
…is it so fucking hard to open a lettuce? Where do they get this industrial strength sellotape that they seal the wrapper with?
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If you’d eat normal lettuce instead of that iceberg shite you wouldn’t have a problem. Pretentious wanker.
That normal lettuce is fucking horrible thats why.
And when it gets wet or if its been in your sambo since the sambo fairies made it at 2am it turns into snot. And not that nice salty hard stuff you get when you wake up, oh no, the slimy yukky wet stuff that sticks to the backs of your teeth like peanut butter on a dogs anus.
And Twenty, go back and finish that one where you left the line where a punchline should be, you dissapointing prick.