Various things
Church of Ireland - go fuck yourselves. Their chief injun said about the Afghan hunger strikers who threatened to kill themselves by jumping off balconies and shoving sharpened toothbrushes in their eyes:
We had arrived at a set of proposals which were acceptable to the asylum seekers and which we felt offered a fair and equitable way forward for all parties. Unfortunately, this view was not shared by the Department of Justice.
Yeah, but here’s the thing. You don’t get to decide what’s acceptable. What’s acceptable to fuckers who say they’ll take their own lives in a church and what’s acceptable to normal people with are miles apart. They need to deport these cunts as soon as possible. They have given up the right to asylum in this country with their behaviour.
Anyone with half a brain knows that Afghan does not equal Taliban but we do know that hysterical cunt in a catherdal does not equal somebody who merits sympathy and help from the Irish people. If you’re willing to thrust a sharpened toothbrush into your own eye chances are I don’t want to buy a Big Mac from you.
In other news Brian Kennedy finished 10th in the Eurovsion song contest with some crazy fuckers from Finland winning the thing. Before the competition Kennedy said “There will be no sparkly boob tubes, no thigh boots and no whips.”
Not in public, anyway. When you consider the fact that Eimear Quinn, Johnny Logan, Paul Harrington and Charlie McGettigan, Niamh Kavanagh, and Linda Martin all disappeared into nothingness after winning the thing 10th place must surely mean Kennedy will turn into some kind of dust cloud or dissolve like the Wicked Witch of the West - and I don’t mean Mary Coughlan.
Please God let it happen before the cunt writes another book.
