Our old chum!

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on March 31st, 2006

Our old friend Kunle is back in the news again. To sum up he’s a Nigerian who was given a special stay of execution, not literally sadly, to do his Leaving Cert then he was going to be deported. Then, while waiting for a judgement on a previous traffic offence, he was caught driving without tax or insurance. The rotter.

Still, Minister McDowell was not to be put off and he rejected all the pleas and said “No Kunle, you must go home”. He was due to be sent away on March 28th but another appeal was lodged and it seems like Kunle has been spreading his wild seed and has, I’m sure through love and no other reason, become a father and now they’re appealing that he should stay on the grounds that he is the father of an Irish citizen.

Now, underneath it all I’m a good bloke, really, so I don’t want to be too harsh on him. A man needs his son and a son needs his father. But at the end of the day he’s illegal here, but then can the Irish, having populated most of America with out emmigrants, be too harsh on this matter?

I don’t think so. So, I’ve come up with the perfect solution. Kunle still gets kicked out but his baby sets up a blog and to show the kind-heared type of person I am I’ve gone ahead and set it up already with full instructions and everything.

Click here to view it.

I’m happy to hand it over to Kunle and/or his missus. Just email me and I’ll give you the password.