So many Poles

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on March 29th, 2006

Markham makes a very good point about the Polish community in Ireland. With three separate publications in the Polish language it means there’s a whole fucking lot of them.

We need to be careful though. While I am all for immigrants who want to come here and work hard - as opposed to Lithuanians who only seem to come here to be involved in fatal road traffic accidents - having so many Poles here is dangerous.

If history has taught us anything it’s that wherever there are a lot of Poles a shitload of Germans with guns can’t be too far behind.

Frankly Ireland is multi-cultural enough with that lot coming on board. Before you know if there’ll be Braun Tomasz, Hughes und Hughes, Guinnesch and SuperKvin all over the place not to mention the hairy, strong armed women and I don’t mean the ones from Blanchardstown.

It’s a real dilemma though because the Polish people are very nice even if their heads appear to be much too big for their bodies. I’m not quite sure what that’s about. Perhaps it’s their version of ginger. That said they bear some responsibility themselves. More than anyone they know what the Germans are like. They could have come here disguised as Finns or something.

The lurking menace of the German invasion is something that should be addressed in the Dáil but instead we get nonsense like Gay Byrne being appointed Chairman of the Road Safety Authority. Have you ever heard such nonsense?

What’s he going to do? Get Sinead O’Connor in as his secretary and hand penalty points to everyone in the audience.

I demand to know what our government is going to do to prevent that mad-woman Merkin and her Minister for Propaganda, Jurgen Klinnsman, from coming here and taking over.