How much is a life worth?

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on January 31st, 2006

“Here Twenty, what do you think about Hamas?”, asked Stinking Pete.

“It’s quite nice with a bit of pita bread but I’m not a great fan of chickpeas”, I answered.

Pete just looked a bit confused. Lucky Luciano, the compassionate assassin, looked especially troubled last night.

“What’s up Lucky Luciano?”, Jimmy the Bollix asked.

“Is a this job I am a offered. For me is a big big money but is a not a good transaction. Me, I’m a like a when the person is a bad and for me is a no problem a kill them but this time is a not so clear cut.”

“Well, who is it? Maybe we can help you make a judgement?”

“No, I not say a nothing because is a not professional but if I’m a not like the person who hire me I not like a do the job.”

“So you don’t like the person who hired you. What about the person they want you to kill?”

“Ooooh Mama! I’m a hate this person more but not so much as a the person who a hire me. Is a focking piece of a shit. Twenty, you know who is a Monica Bellucci?”

“Yes, Lucky, I know who is a Monica Bellucci.”

“She is una figa.”

“I suppose she is but what does she have to do with anything?”

“As bella is a Monica Bellucci equal is a minginini the person who hire me.”

“Just throwing this out there, Lucky, but why not kill the person who they want you to kill and then after they pay you kill the person who hired you too?”

“But who a pay me to kill them?”

“Erm, nobody. Just kill them because you hate them and they’re more minging than Monica Bellucci is hot.”

“I no a understand. Is a nobody paying me to kill them so why a kill them?”

“Why not kill them?”

“I don’t a kill nobody for free. Ron, he a no give a pint for a free to nobody. Me, I’m a don’t kill anyone for a free.”

“You mad Italian. I’ll give you…hang on, let me check how much change I have in my pocket…€4.56. How’s that? You kill them, I’ll give you €4.56!”

“€4.56? Ok, is a worth it.”

Lucky Luciano. A man of true principle.