Christmas sales

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on December 30th, 2005

“Ron”, says I, “You know the way after Christmas all the shops have a sale?”

“Aye”, says he.

“I was wondering why you don’t choose to reward your best customers by having a sale on the beer.”

“Were you now?”

“I was.”

“Let me tell you why, Twenty. If you were to go into Brown Thomas (Dublin’s most famous and expensive department store - not a gay man’s mickey) right this very minute I can assure you that the place is packed to the very brim with the cuntiest of cunts scrapping around for bargains. The same with all the other stores. Chock-a-block with cunts, shitbags and housewives. Now, just for a moment, Twenty, take a look around my bar. Who do you see?”

“Nobody, Ron, I’m the only one in here at the moment.”

“Exactly, Twenty. While Brown Thomas has to put up with cunts in their thousands because they slash their prices I keep my prices the same and I only have one cunt to put up with.”

“You’re smarter than you look, Ron. Pint, please.”