Jaysus

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on December 27th, 2005

“Here Twenty”, said Stinking Pete, “I’ll get the turkey this Christmas, you don’t worry.”

I should have known better. He arrived over to my house with a copy of Guy Ritchie’s ‘Revolver’, useless cunt.

As you may have gathered I have been taking a well deserved Christmas break. I am recharging my batteries, going around town finding new people to hate and drinking lots and lots and lots.

I drank so much Guinness on Christmas Eve I shat dark matter.

I hope you had a fine Christmas, unburdened by cunts, wankers and shitehawks of all denominations. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have stout to drink. Normal service will resume shortly.