Monthly Archives: December 2005

“Ron”, says I, “You know the way after Christmas all the shops have a sale?” “Aye”, says he. “I was wondering why you don’t choose to reward your best customers by having a sale on the beer.” “Were you now?” … Continue reading →

“Here Twenty”, said Stinking Pete, “I’ll get the turkey this Christmas, you don’t worry.” I should have known better. He arrived over to my house with a copy of Guy Ritchie’s ‘Revolver’, useless cunt. As you may have gathered I … Continue reading →

And have a fucking menny very crispmas you cnuts.

“Did you seem them lesbians who got married in Belfast the other day?” asked Jimmy the Bollix. “I did, James”, I replied. “You’d have thought”, said he, “that give the high profile of this particular ceremony, in that it was … Continue reading →

Here’s what we know. 1 – A person turned up at this blogger meeting and pretended to be me. According to one of the atendees this fake Twenty “He talked about Christmas plans, reasons for anonymity (his job) and general … Continue reading →

Some Irish bloggers met up last night for some beers. It seems they had a good time and they really enjoyed meeting me. The only thing is, I wasn’t there. Who is pretending to be me?

Another night in Ron’s. Getting into the Christmas spirit with some Christmas spirits. A pint and a Jameson’s. A wonderful combination like Morcombe and Wise, Laurel and Hardy, Bono and both barrels of a shotgun. Lucky Luciano was there back … Continue reading →

It seems everyone who’s anyone in the Irish blogging world is doing interviews at the moment. They’re interviewing each other, podcasting, interviewing people who have stuff to do with computer stuff and never let it be said that Twenty Major … Continue reading →

No doubt you’ve all read about Denis Donaldson, a senior member of Sinn Fein, who was outed as a British intelligence double agent. Funnily enough I also worked for the British intelligence services. I told them “Gerry Adams and Martin … Continue reading →

New Dangermaus everyone! With a brand new columnist called Diarmuid Diamond who tells it like it jolly well is.