Wine

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on November 24th, 2005

I like wine. I don’t like whine.

That is all.

Update: It has been brought to my attention that certain Chardonnay drinkers feel this post to be lame which only goes to prove my point as I like Chardonnay but I do not like being called lame by people who like Chardonnay.

So much so that I may not use a match in the bathroom.

Further update: I ate a steak so big last night that Bastardface can smell the meat that is oozing from my very pores. So much so he is whining and attempting to lick the meaty sweat from my hairy palms.

Even further update: It appears that the steak I ate, in various chunks last night, reconstituted itself in my bowels and I have just done an incredible, if slightly uncomfortable, steak shaped poo.

Thankfully I did not the eat the T-bone last night.