Some emails I’ve sent

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on October 28th, 2005

From: Twenty Major
Subject: Question
Date: 12 September 2001 22:41:19
To: Christopher Reeves

Where the fuck were you yesterday, you lazy cunt?

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From: Twenty Major
Subject: Information
Date: 9 August 2000 14:31:09
To: Saks department store

Hi,

just thought you’d like to know that I was at a dinner party with Winona Ryder and she got really drunk and started bragging about how she likes shoplifting in your store. You might want to keep a bit of an eye on her next time she’s in.

cheers

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From: Twenty Major
Subject: Fuck off
Date: 28 February 2003 13:33:06
To: Paul Williams - Sunday World

Paul,

I’ve been told you’re going to run a story about me and Jimmy the Bollix this Sunday. Two words. Veronica Guerin. Two more words. Penis removal. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

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From: Twenty Major
Subject: Mega scoop
Date: 30 August 1997 00:12:19
To: Pierre Paparazzi

Salut Pierre,

Diana will be leaving by the back door of the Ritz Hotel in a few minutes. On yer bike, son!

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From: Twenty Major
Subject: Just thought you should know
Date: 16 March 2004 09:31:04
To: JP McManus - John Magnier

Lads,

Alex Ferguson is going round telling anyone who’ll listen that he owns Rock of Gilbraltar and that you’re a pair of fags. Thought you should know.

Laters.

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From: Twenty Major
Subject: Some juicy gossip!
Date: 22 October 2005 23:59:17
To: Sunday Independent Newsdesk

Hi,

I know you’ve never heard from me before but my reliable sources tell me the girl travelling with Liam Lawlor in Moscow was actually teenage prostitute. Honest!

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