Twenty Major - Still smoking in Dublin bars

Why is that wherever there is a jukebox there is ‘Sympathy for the Devil’ by the Rolling Stones?

And why is that no matter how few people there are in the establishment with the jukebox some cunt will always put it on?

Sympathy for the Devil has to be one of the most annoying songs of all time. It’s annoying because some cunt always puts it on the jukebox when you’re just trying to have a game of pool, it’s annoying because it’s got that ‘Wooo Wooo’ bit, it’s annoying because everybody seems to like it and it’s especially annoying because the cunt who always puts it on nearly always plays air bongos at the start.

Bongos are bad enough but air bongos are ridiculous. That song has cost me lots of money because now I always have to check if I’m in a place with jukebox and if I see it, which I always do (please refer to the first sentence), I have to put enough money in the machine to play music for as long as I plan to be in there. Sometimes it even comes on all by itself.

“Please allow me to introduce myself….”

Ok, but then please allow me to introduce my boot to your bollocks as hard as I can.

If I could compare this song to a bodily function it would be like pooing out of your winkle. Not liquid poo but massive logs which would stretch your Jap’s eye to the point of splitting right down the middle.

It’s a shame they all didn’t drown in a swimming pool before they had a chance to make that song. If I ever meet Doc Brown in his DeLorean I’m going 88MPH back in time and taking those cunts out good and proper. Oh yes.