Maybe you should put some dirt around the area and see if you see in human footprints there in the morning.

Ghosts can choose their own forms, and when, where, and to whom they reveal themselves. The fact that it first showed itself while you were going for a piss in the middle of the night is extremely worrying.

Almost certainly the man who the ghost once was was savagely murdered in what’s now your house, and is now restlessly wandering the night angrily desiring of justice.

By urinating in its presence, you’ve brought yourself no end of trouble. To be honest you might as well have shat on its grave.

I’d now expect it to turn all transplant all the hate and agression that it held for its murderer firmly onto you. I suspect you’ll be subjected to terrifying violent hallucinations until you either die of fear, or hold an exorcism and then burn the house to the ground and move to South America. But even that probably won’t buy you much solace, so, in my expert opinion, topping yourself is probably your only remaining chance for peace.

Good luck, - Larry

Just imagine what he is telling his mates back at knackeragua…..

Then my mother phoned me.

Six months after she died.

I really could have done without that.

You blew it, Twenty. Blew it.