I would wear a fur coat
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on September 16th, 2005
I was reading a website earlier today where they had a story about Jennifer Lopez wearing fur coats and Paul McCartney’s stumpy wife turning up at some place or other to protest. Lopez’s bouncers took objection to her being there, perhaps they thought she was Linda, and blocked her way. Then her false leg fell off.
You have to laugh but she’ll have the last laugh when she gets offered all the plum roles as a female pirate. Yo-ho-ho and bottle of rum, indeed.
Still, she was giving about people wearing fur coats on behalf of PETA. PETA is a group of people mindless cunts who want ethical treatment for animals. They must love animals so much. They certainly wouldn’t, you know, just kill hundreds, if not thousands, of animals each year and keep their mouths shut about it. Of course they say they only kill animals that can’t be saved but PETA objects to animals being kept as pets so to ’save’ healthy animals from this terrible fate they just kill them instead. They drown puppies in bins full of water, the miserable cunts.
Then they get the wife of the world’s most famous and annoying, frog song singing vegan to go on a campaign against a lard-arsed pop star as if that’s going to stop her or anyone else with enough to buy a fur coat. I’d have been much more impressed if she’d gone hopping in, flailing her false leg around like a Braveheart style club shrieking like Xena.
If I had enough money I’d buy a bag full of minks and go to PETA’s HQ. I would then threaten to make a coat out of the little rats unless PETA demonstrated how much they love animals by letting me make a coat out of their skin. Or a lampshade. Or a xylophone made from their bones. We’d see how much they love animals then, wouldn’t we?
Anyway, we’ve been down the PETA road before. The point is Paul McCartney’s wife’s was legless in public. How embarrassing.
Bane says:
I’d like to rub one off on her stump, in front of him, the cunt.
September 15th, 2005 at 9:48 pm
jenE says:
I’m a member of PETA, too. People Eating Tasty Animals..
I feel like grilling up some yummy cow flesh. With potatos and broccoli.
Mmm.
September 16th, 2005 at 12:50 am
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jaffrey says:
oh fuck, i wanted to be the witty one to say “people eating tasty animals”, but you beat me to it, jenE.
that being said let’s move on to the logistics of being a vegan… what wasn’t as visible was the pair of leather shoes being worn by mrs. mccartney. leather of course doesn’t come from animals does it?
in addition…what really gets me is the group of dumb fucks who don’t want anything that was made with the use of an animal. so…that being said, they can’t eat vegaetables that were grown with the aid of fertilizer that was made with manure. they can’t wear cotton, because that too was grown with cow shit fertilizer…they can’t wear wool since a poor little sheep might be gang raped by the farmers shearing it for its coat…and the list goes on…..forever.
bottom line is this - PETA, vegans and whoever else are all useless fucks with body odor…
September 16th, 2005 at 1:21 am
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jenE says:
oh, jaffrey, you use your tongue perty-er than a twenty dollar whore!
September 16th, 2005 at 2:15 am
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Will says:
I can play a xylophone. I could play a xylophone made from hippy bones even better, just for principle.
September 16th, 2005 at 6:06 am
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asbo says:
As the saying goes;”if god did’nt
want us to eat animals why did she fill them with meat?”.
September 16th, 2005 at 9:59 am
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Dr Maroon says:
God, an apology:
Twenty, some days ago I may have taken God’s name in vain in these pages. May I say now that such flippancy was reprehensible, and offer my genuine apologies to Him for any offence.
Thank you.
September 16th, 2005 at 2:00 pm
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fatmammycat says:
What’s with the change of tune Doc, are you hedging your bets or have you been smoted?
September 16th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
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Nosmo King says:
What about the poor little doggies who have to smoke 50 fags a day for the tobacco companies to prove their products are not dangerous to your health.
Ruff cough! Ruff
September 16th, 2005 at 2:26 pm
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asbo says:
Dr. Maroon,re.your apology to God,
I feel you are on the wrong track as God,should she exist,is definately a woman.Who else could
be so evil,vindictive,selfish or
uncaring?As they say “if you want
to give God a good laugh,tell her
your plans”.
September 16th, 2005 at 3:11 pm
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Dr. E. Scientist, phD. says:
The pig is proof that God wants us to eat meat.
So many parts of it are tasty; and even the ambiguous bits, (sausages) are excellent.
Plus, the pig comes when it’s called.
September 16th, 2005 at 4:28 pm
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Anonymous says:
I come when me python is culled
September 16th, 2005 at 6:08 pm
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dickvandyke says:
I’ve told you - ‘you are what you eat’. … This evening I am a soppy cunt dripping in Golden Syrup.
September 16th, 2005 at 6:15 pm
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Anonymous says:
What is a ruction?
September 17th, 2005 at 1:49 am
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Anonymous says:
Hey Anonymous, you’re a fucking ruction. Why don’t you shut the fuck up, you’re all over this comments section like a bad case of the pubic itches.
September 17th, 2005 at 11:45 am
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Anonymous says:
….i predict a riot
September 17th, 2005 at 1:46 pm
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krip says:
What is she talking about? She ‘aint got a leg to stand on.
September 17th, 2005 at 5:34 pm
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Anonymous says:
i did’nt claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat fuckin lentil fuckin soup—–i forget who said that
September 18th, 2005 at 2:42 am
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