Who’s knocking off the homeless?
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on September 13th, 2005
Three homeless people have died on the streets of Dublin in the last 7 days.
One homeless person dies on the streets you think ‘Well, this kind of thing happens from time to time. Even though it’s summer and not cold so they didn’t freeze or anything.’
A second homeless person dies 12 hours later, within spitting distance of the first one and you think ‘I suppose it’s not beyond the realms of possibility.’
A third homeless person dies, supposedly from a drugs overdose, and you think ‘Right, who is this deadly angel of the night-time that is going around putting these poor fuckers out of their misery?’
With any luck it’s just somebody sharpening their technique on people nobody will miss before launching a sustained and brutal campaign against all my enemies. I would just like to point out that if that is what happens it’s certainly nothing more than an amazing coincidence and anyway, why would I write about it here if it was something I was planning. Would I, in Basic Instinct style, write about something beforehand so I could just use it as an alibi?
I certainly would not. If it does happen it’s obviously a copycat who has read my site and just happens to know who all my enemies are, where they live and work and the best time to catch them unawares to do them in. With a length of lead pipe and a homemade garrote.
Meanwhile in Belfast they’re going mad for the rioting and the marching. Apparently it’s a fundamental right of protestantism, the world’s most peaceful religion after Islam, and whatever you might think about them you have to say they’re equal opportunity bigots. Take this picture for example - there’s a bloke choking on his own bile and hatred because of his poorly developed gag reflex while the obviously down’s syndrome man behind him is living proof that the Orange Order believes in equal rights for all.
Except Catholics.
Johnny5 says:
Twenty, I killed the homeless Junkies, just for kicks like but I have no plans to take out any of your mortal enemies.
Except Tubridy. that triangle faced cuntchop better watch his fucking back.
September 13th, 2005 at 10:06 am
asbo says:
I completely agree with maca except
I don’t agree that Protestantism is
a religion at all.How can something
born on the end of King Henry’s cock be deemed religious?
September 13th, 2005 at 12:45 pm
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The Phantom says:
King Henry did not invent Protestantism. You could say that he invented the Anglican religion, or the Church of England or, what it is now, Catholic Lite.
Martin Luther invented Protestantism. Not that any of this lot running around in Belfast are even aware of that, most likely.
September 13th, 2005 at 3:25 pm
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Popsi Cola says:
The Prods do have a point, current Catholic Fuhrer ie the Pope, wasnt he the guy who used to shoot down Lancasters during the big old WW 2.
September 13th, 2005 at 3:43 pm
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Anonymous says:
popsi cola, what the hell does that have to do with anything?
September 13th, 2005 at 4:15 pm
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King Billy says:
I apologize for the trouble I have caused.
September 13th, 2005 at 4:30 pm
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Anonymous says:
fatmamycat opens her gob and tries to lick her bumhole. The greatest cause of war in history is fighting over resources and land, not religon. Sorry mamy, hate God if you want but at least get your facts straight. Hitler, Stalin, and Mao are the greatest butchers in history. How exactly did religon play a part in their slaughters?
Lamont Cranston
September 13th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
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Johnny5 says:
Hitler had the right idea.
September 13th, 2005 at 5:10 pm
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Dr Maroon says:
Fatmammycat is right!
Ignore Cranston, he has no education and a surname for a Christian one, the God-cursed heathen.
Against faith based philosophies, anti Intelligent Design, and no one’s given you an inch you say. My word Fatmammycat you know your way to a scientist’s heart, by God you do.
Come with me my proud beauty, let us leave this land of black beer and bitter fueds, for one of coconuts and silver sands and dodgy experiments.
With you beside me I would strike the very face of God, and lay Paradise in ruin.
Oh twenty, I did the second one, the other two, who knows?
September 13th, 2005 at 5:30 pm
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fatmammycat says:
I don’t hate god Lamont, to hate something I have to at least believe it exists. That’s like saying I hate three headed green aliens. I think if you banded Stalin, Mao and Hitler together, multiplied their victims by fifty, you still would not reach the sheer number of people that have been slaughtered in the name of one God or another over the age of man.
September 13th, 2005 at 6:04 pm
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fatmammycat says:
I also think you’ll find land and religion are quite often tied up together. And hey there Doc, good weekend?
September 13th, 2005 at 6:06 pm
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Jackson B says:
Hitler didn’t employ religion in his wars, Cranston is right. Mao & Jo didn’t employ religion in yoking the masses, Cranston is soooo accurate. Bag of gypsies’ arseholes they didn’t.
Fatmammycat, you’re on the money. I reckon that anonymous twat was a Yank apologist - we attack other countries cos they have oil, not because of religion so that makes our wars better than all the other ones. Daft hoor.
Maca - the decent people in Ulster are doing something; we leave. Hopefully the fuckers who stay behind’ll kill each other & we can return to a glorious Utopia. Nowt much else we can do, seeing as how they burn our cars & stuff.
Maybe Twenty should send in some of his Mega Twennie? Seeing as how he thinks Norn Iron’s not a real country he wouldn’t have to ask the UN or nuttin’…
September 13th, 2005 at 6:40 pm
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Muff Diver says:
What of the three-headed orange aliens then?
September 13th, 2005 at 7:26 pm
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jenE says:
right on, fmc. lamont needs to check his facts. the most brutal slaughters ever known to man have been due to religion, not land (see “snatch”).
hey, cranston, did you ever hear of the Crusades?
September 13th, 2005 at 8:12 pm
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Muff Diver says:
What of Temujin and his slaughter of the Chinese farmers? An occupation the Mongols considered useless! No religion here!
Economics has been the driving force behind the majority of wars.
Religion and Nationalism are used by the political elite to get the masses behind such endeavours.
It would be hard to get our 18 year olds to give up their lives for cheap oil, better trade, greater monopolies, etc. They will, however, for nationalism and misguided religious “reasons”.
I support this phenomena, being an elite and all.
It is important to keep the masses uneducated in a specific way.
September 13th, 2005 at 8:34 pm
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Dr. E. Scientist, phD. says:
Out of curiosity Jackson, how much does a bag of gypsies’ arseholes go for? And can one get them at Tesco’s, or does one have to order them from abroad?
In any event, sod all the religions. I’ve made up my own. It’s called “Evilism” (I was going to name it after my wife Judy, but I understand that name is already taken).
THe only tennant of Evilism is that to achieve enlightenment you must buy me drinks. And worship the Flying Sphagetti Monster.
Oh, just Google it, you lazy bastards.
September 13th, 2005 at 9:12 pm
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Bane says:
God is SO gonna kick your asses.
September 13th, 2005 at 11:28 pm
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fatmammycat says:
With which of his eight feet?
September 14th, 2005 at 8:43 am
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Anonymous says:
jenE: Mao is conservatively estimated to have killed 100 million. Far more than wars of religon ever did. How exactly did the Pelopenisian(sic) Wars, Roman conquests, American Civil War, French Revolution, WW I and II, Korea, Viet Nam, Gulf War I and II have to do with religon? Pick one and explain how said war was related to religion.
Lamont Cranston
September 14th, 2005 at 11:17 pm
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nodger says:
Is that David Gray in the beret?
September 15th, 2005 at 8:21 am
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J says:
I don’t understand. Surely you can all see that these good people are out fighting for the reformed faith, the glorious reformation and protestant work-ethic.
Seeing those 14 year old boys in Chelsea/Rangers shirts making petrol bombs put me in mind of the Shipyards of old.
Ah, if there’s one good thing about Ulster…it’s Donegal.
September 21st, 2005 at 8:39 am
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blue beret says:
but am i really choking or is that the cry of NO SURRENDER i hear
November 6th, 2005 at 11:24 pm
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wee shankill loyalist!!! says:
J…. can you not c the fuckin 12yr olds in celtic shirts makin petrol bombs 2??? no ats right no1 ever sees that …. poor old catholics…. yea right suck my ass!!! ireland should stay well out of uk affairs!!
November 6th, 2005 at 11:31 pm
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Anonymous says:
prostestants are only descendants of travellers that werent wanted in their own country so the poor bastards moved up north so they could marry their cousins etc prods are biased bigots
February 4th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
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Anonymous says:
for that dumbass cunt giblet hitler clearly used religion as did stalin by making the jews a scapegoat everytime even the laws in russia that jews werent allowed marry out of their religion and couldnt go to college bit like the penal laws in ireland so the christians clearly used religious hatred towards the jews
February 4th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
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