Simple maths
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on August 27th, 2005
Beer = good
Work + beer -food = drunk
Work + beer + food = less drunk but still drunk.
Work + beer + food + Jameson’s = really quite drunk indeed.
Work + beer + food + Jameson’s + old LPs = really quite nostalgically drunk
Work + beer + food + Jameson’s + many old LPs + comfy chair = sleep
Work + beer + food + Jameson’s + many old LPs + comfy chair + 7 hours sleep - water + strange angle of neck = pain
Pain ÷ 1200mgs of Ibuprofen = less pain
Less pain + hunger = breakfast beer
Beer = good
Dr Maroon says:
Nextday pits of hell + flashbacks + heebie jeebies + 2 Hedex + ”Lets just have one at lunchtime” = Matrix 2 Reloaded.
August 27th, 2005 at 10:33 am
ten benson says:
twenty major + lack of inspiration - readers = shite blog
August 27th, 2005 at 10:41 am
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Twenty Major says:
ten benson + released from John of Gods + internet access = cunt.
August 27th, 2005 at 10:59 am
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fatmammycat says:
Open eyes + terrible groaning + standing up- stomach contents x 2+ litre of water *1200 neobruphen = typical Saturday afternoon
August 27th, 2005 at 2:58 pm
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Andraste says:
Eureka!
If math had been presented to me like this, I wouldn’t have needed that fucking remedial algebra course in college. Thanks, TM, you’ve cleared it all up for me!
August 27th, 2005 at 5:03 pm
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Anonymous says:
Nice blog! I’m definitely going to bookmark you!
I have a sugar glider picture site. It pretty much covers sugar glider picture related stuff.
August 27th, 2005 at 5:57 pm
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Babs says:
Someone smack the sugar-glider bastard.
August 27th, 2005 at 8:28 pm
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Kevin says:
Great site Sugar lad. Keep it up!
August 27th, 2005 at 9:37 pm
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jaffrey says:
Twenty Major + stupid ass comments posted = oh fuck, i’m still no good at math.
August 27th, 2005 at 10:14 pm
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Dubliner in Sydney says:
sugar glider + 1 bbq = alright tucker mate, (tastes a bit like koala bear though)
August 27th, 2005 at 10:24 pm
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Anonymous says:
sugar glider , fucking knob jockey,slide that sugar up ur arse and die.
August 28th, 2005 at 12:24 am
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Bane says:
My ass + Big Grunt= Irishman.
August 28th, 2005 at 3:55 am
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fatmammycat says:
If he’s grunting that much then you need to use a better lube, Bane. No point in putting yourself through pain when you don’t need to.
August 28th, 2005 at 11:19 am
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davey says:
Surely you’re not still working at your age, Twenty?
August 28th, 2005 at 2:45 pm
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Sinéad says:
Seeing as you’re a smoker, what about the perils of?
Work + beer + + comfy chair + newspaper + 7 hours sleep + lit smoke = dying in hellish fireball like that bloke in the fire safety ad that used to be on telly years ago.
August 28th, 2005 at 4:26 pm
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Twenty Major says:
As if I’d waste a smoke by going to sleep before I finished it.
August 28th, 2005 at 8:17 pm
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Closov says:
until you got to the painkillers (just skip them and go straight back to beer), I thought you were me Twenty, never mind the bollocks, pint and a chaser, post and a half.
August 29th, 2005 at 12:56 am
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Rob says:
Pardon me for being obtuse, but why the fuck would you need to comment spam for a site about sugar gliders? Mind you, now I know what one is. Are you sure someone’s not takin a lend here Twenty? Seems a bit odd.
August 30th, 2005 at 4:42 pm
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