Some questions
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on August 9th, 2005
Just how fucking fat would you have to be to get caught between the moon and New York city?
Is the real reason Irish showjumpers won’t ride with Cian O’Connor because they saw him sucking his horse’s cock?
Why don’t we give the Colombia 3 the choice of being sent to Colombia or re-entering the Earth’s orbit on the space shuttle Colombia?
If you crossed a panda with a suicide bomber would you get a Musling-ling?
Why is it illegal to batter someone to death for whistling ‘Don’t worry, be happy’?
Is it true that Commitments star Andrew Strong ate so much he burst like the fat man in the Monty Python film?
When you poo do you look down to check on size, shape, consistency and colour?
Answers on a postcard. Or in the comments….
maca says:
- Just how fucking fat…
Mary Harney fat.
- Cian O’Connor
I thought the horse was sucking his cock?
- Why don’t we give the Colombia 3
Why don’t we put them in big panes of glass, floating in space, like in Superman?
- If you crossed a panda with a suicide bomber
Mary Harney again
- Why is it illegal
Because first you have to batter either Johnny Logan or Dana to death
- Commitments star Andrew Strong
I heard he ate the 3 backing singers, then vomitted them up, then ate them again
- When you poo do
Doesn’t everyone?
August 9th, 2005 at 6:51 am
Angie says:
Ask Springer, didn’t he have a guest on his show that big?
Oh please! I don’t need that image in my head right before I go to bed!!
Can I skip this one? Anyways, heard they might have it land on the West Coast somewhere now.
Yeah, sounds good to me. (huh??)
Oh you are dead meat! I haven’t thought of that song in eons! If I am humming it tomorrow, I am going to hunt you down and skin you alive!!
Dont’ know the show, don’t know the guy, so don’t care.
Only males do. And unfortunately they like to share the details with every female within hearing distance.
August 9th, 2005 at 8:15 am
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Scaryduck says:
As I was saying just the other day: “Women - can’t live with ‘em, can’t beat ‘em to death with a ten pound lump hammer and bury ‘em in a shallow grave.”
August 9th, 2005 at 10:36 am
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Zombie says:
On the last question, yes I do. I don’t want to die from some crazy ulcer without knowing I’ve done red shits.
August 9th, 2005 at 1:25 pm
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jaffrey says:
what is this, an interview? feels like applying for a job.
August 9th, 2005 at 1:45 pm
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jaffrey says:
what is this, an interview? feels like applying for a job.
August 9th, 2005 at 1:45 pm
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fatmammycat says:
What in the hell type of job interviews have you been attending, Jaffery?
August 9th, 2005 at 3:05 pm
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Nosmo King says:
Re:last question…
Yes I do and if I were a lumberjack I would be proud…
I once heard the aroma does have something to do with the quality.
There is nothing like a feed of beer or coffee to relax the muscles and cause a massive evacuation.
PS I once met Mary Harney and yes she is a Komplete Political ‘See you next Tuesday’
August 9th, 2005 at 3:25 pm
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jaffrey says:
the usual ones. they always seem to be keen on determining my personality type by asking questions which have some secret meaning, such as: what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
August 9th, 2005 at 3:26 pm
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Anonymous says:
to be sure your all full of the fucking blarney
August 9th, 2005 at 6:11 pm
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Anonymous says:
to be sure your all full of the fucking blarney
August 9th, 2005 at 6:11 pm
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dickvandyke says:
Jaffrey
Africa or European swallow?
August 9th, 2005 at 8:05 pm
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Telltheeffingtruth says:
Once again, Angie, you are completely wrong, a liar, and sexist. “Only males do” my arse.
Everybody does it. EVERYBODY.
August 9th, 2005 at 8:28 pm
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