Comments on: Double entendres

By: fatmammycat

fatmammycat — Tue, 26 Jul 2005 13:35:00 +0000

I heard this terrible one from a girl I used to know, ahem…
There was a manager who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at least one employee. So he narrowed the decision to one of two new employees, Jack or Mary. After agonising about it all afternoon he called Mary in first, and said, ‘Mary, I’ve got a real hard problem; By the end of the day, I’ve either got to lay you or Jack off…’Disgusted by this Mary retorts, ‘Then you’re gonna have to jack off’
Bad-a boom-tish. Sorry, I’ll get me coat.

By: jenE

jenE — Tue, 26 Jul 2005 11:17:00 +0000

A man recently told me that I had the whitest teeth he ever came across. Now THAT is a double entendre if I ever heard one!

By: Dr Maroon

Dr Maroon — Tue, 26 Jul 2005 08:17:00 +0000

Mrs Maroon asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one.
fnar fnar snibble gnnff