Double entendres

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on July 26th, 2005

Aren’t double entendres great? You say something totally innocent but everyone knows you mean something completely different. Of course I don’t mean anything different with these. Nope. Nothing different.

For example: Paris Hilton has a talent for hitting things with an open palm. She’s an incredible slapper.

or

Kevin Spacey has nothing but good words for oversized African poultry. He loves big black cocks.

or

Michael Barrymore is going to dress up as the robot from Futurama for Hallowe’en. He’s a total Bender.

or

Johnny5’s mate: “It’s my sexy girlfriend’s birthday today. I’m going to give her a present.”

Johnny5: “I wouldn’t mind giving her one either. Up the arse. Dressed in rubber. While she pisses on me.”

Some are less subtle than others, it seems.

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3 comments

  1. Dr Maroon says:

    Mrs Maroon asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one.
    fnar fnar snibble gnnff

    July 26th, 2005 at 9:17 am

  2. jenE says:

    A man recently told me that I had the whitest teeth he ever came across. Now THAT is a double entendre if I ever heard one!

    July 26th, 2005 at 12:17 pm
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  3. fatmammycat says:

    I heard this terrible one from a girl I used to know, ahem…
    There was a manager who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at least one employee. So he narrowed the decision to one of two new employees, Jack or Mary. After agonising about it all afternoon he called Mary in first, and said, ‘Mary, I’ve got a real hard problem; By the end of the day, I’ve either got to lay you or Jack off…’Disgusted by this Mary retorts, ‘Then you’re gonna have to jack off’
    Bad-a boom-tish. Sorry, I’ll get me coat.

    July 26th, 2005 at 2:35 pm
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