Why do some people just look like the sort of person they are?
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on July 17th, 2005
This is kind of a hard one to explain but bear with me a bit.
You know the way it’s possible to look at somebody and know, just know, that the person is a cunt? You never need to meet them to know they’re a cunt it’s just written all over their face. And even if you did meet them it would be further proof to my theory for which I don’t yet have a name.
And it doesn’t work with just cunts either, there are all kinds of people out there who like like they are, if that makes sense. For example, you might walk around a block of flats somewhere and encounter a little lad of about 8 who has that kind of shaved head, roundy-faced look that you just know is going to grow up into a bloke who likes to fight people. He looks, literally, like trouble.
And the face of the bloke that you would never ever leave a child alone with. You just know by their face that he’d love to be left alone with your teenage daughter or your pre-pubescent 12 year old son. You can’t explain it, you just know.
And gay people. Lots of gay people look, well, completely gay. And by that I don’t mean they’re wearing a rainbow waiscoat showing off their Barbara Streisand albums and talking in a lispy voice. They just look like they’re gay and they are gay and you know they’re gay. But what happens if you look like that and you’re not gay or do you have be gay to look like that? And how does it work anyway? Is there a gene which makes you gay and because you have this gene you’ll take on this shape face which tells everyone you’re gay?
It is all tremedously confusing when you think about it. I’m sure there must be some serious research going into this because if you could isolate the gene that makes a gay person look gay what’s to say their isn’t one for making person good at football or a musical genius or mathematician or all the other cool things people are. So if that’s not too far fetched an assumption to make what’s then to stop one person deciding that, having discovered them all, they clone a person made up with loads of these genes, making them Superpeople, in effect?
Naturally there would be some disasters at first. Maybe certain talents don’t mix well like painting and cookery or snooker and singing. Those imperfectiions would have to be terminated but soon you’d know what went with what and which combinations of things did different things. Maybe having the ability to be a cunt and a politician is found to be the same thing when mixed with humanitarianism. The possibilties are endless. Anyway, these Superpeople would be so clever, intelligent and talented that in order for the natural system of some people being better than other people at stuff rather than everyone being equally as good at everything some of the Superpeople would have to evolve and develop further powers and there’d be nothing anyone could do to stop it. Then they’d probably get some kind of trip out of being better that they’d bring the world into war by trying to wipe out the less clever, but still by our standards total geniuses, ones. So the world would be just the same as it is now but with clever and more intelligent and talented ways of killing people, if you see what I mean.
Anyway, I diverse into areas about which I know nothing. What I do know however is that lots of people look exactly how they are. Their face matches their character and I want to know why.
Does anyone know why?
Tommy says:
No, Nobody knows. But I do agree about gayers, maybe all that sucking contorts the muscles in the face.What confuses me is men with gay voices who probably aren’t gay and why when you see a lesbo couple is one of them all butch and ugly as fuck. Do lesbo’s not like good looking birds.
July 17th, 2005 at 11:54 pm
Anonymous says:
yeah, like when your boyfriend gets a new roommate and you just know she’s a ho.
July 18th, 2005 at 3:37 am
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William Young says:
Well, Twenty, I do know. I’m just not telling.
I mean it’s one of those “I’d tell you, then I’d have to kill you” kind of things.
And, FWIW, there are currently top secret agents heading your way to scrub your brain of your noticing this phenomenon and who will delete this blog post and scrub the brains of everyone who has read this post.
It’s painless…
… but the downside is you’re 20% less virile.
But you won’t ever know you’ve been changed. Enjoy the knowledge while you can!
July 18th, 2005 at 4:18 am
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Tony.T says:
If you have carefully sculpted facial hair (especially those slim sidies) there is no way that you can be anything other than an utter cunt.
July 18th, 2005 at 5:58 am
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sol says:
They do it on purpose.
Cunts are such cunts they want everyone to see that they are cunts.
Fat ugly people look like greedy fuckers because they are.
July 18th, 2005 at 9:27 am
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UnderCrackers says:
I disagree….I look like a fuckin goddess but am a mere housewife and not in fact a goddess. Have I just got a lazy gene somewhere?
July 18th, 2005 at 9:52 am
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Rob says:
What is this jabber? Have you been taking speed twenty?
July 18th, 2005 at 1:05 pm
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Anonymous says:
What about poor people you don’t even need to see them you can smell them from 60 paces. I mean just cos you have no money dosen’t mean you have to shit yourself their are plenty of public toilets you can use for free, it’s not like their so fucking busy they don’t have time or anything.
July 18th, 2005 at 2:22 pm
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Sinéad says:
Twenty,
Are you a bonsai or martial arts expert? Because from your photo you look like a punctured version of Mr. Miyagi from ‘The Karate Kid’ - after he’d had a stroke of course.
July 18th, 2005 at 4:17 pm
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hungbunny says:
Spot on. Ted Heath always looked like a dead cunt, and now he is one. QED.
July 18th, 2005 at 7:08 pm
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Sophie says:
Yeah those children with the squashed faces and medallion rings are scary. I always feel like theyre going to bite me or something
November 22nd, 2005 at 12:45 pm
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You make me so sad. You make me so angry. Don’t you understand that these individuals have no SAFE place to bathe themselves? Beyond that, what about getting an impressionable suit? Salvation Army you say? Not likely. What about propper nutrition? How do you suggest they sleep soundly at night, preparing for their work, when they risk attack by other unmentally sound co-inhabitants?
September 4th, 2007 at 10:43 am
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