Some reader comments
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on July 15th, 2005
What’s great about blogs is that you can get feedback from your readers on the stuff you write. I love when people comment on the day’s post and sometimes there are some properly entertaining debates and scraps, like the one we had when I suggested we kill all poor people.
It did occur to me write a series of those posts but instead of poor use the words, Romanian, Black, Chinese, old, crippled, blue-eyed, small, fat and many more. I decided against it though because I hate to be so specific. I’m an equal opportunities blogger. I hate everyone equally. Except for Romanians, I hate them more than I hate Damien Rice singing a KFC ad. Anyway, lots of people (well, about the same dozen or so, thank you kindly) leave comments but sometimes people send me emails as well.
Maybe I’m breaking some blogger-reader confidentiality thing here but some of the emails I’ve received. I have, in the interests of fairness and privacy, removed the email addresses of the person in question. Their comments remain, like their gentials, untouched.
You leave kunle alone his a big hearted person and people like you dont do anything to help him stay here. He is 22 you know
Your brain is on the outside you wanker
Dear Twenty, would you like to appear on a radio show on SpinFM?
I know Mary Harney personally and as well as being really fat she has a very strange odour.
Do you know Larry Smith from Cabra?
I disagree with every single thing you say
cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt etc
You are going to go to hell. And when you get to hell you are going to burn. And when you’re burning Satan is going to come along with his big red cock and shove it up your arse and when he shoots his load it will be like shooting fire up your arse and you will scream and when you scream I will laugh.
You’ve never felt the love of another human being, have you?
Did you know ‘Joy! Warm tent’ is an anagram of Twenty Major?
So there you go. A wonderful collection of correspondence which, at some point in the future, I will categorise and release as a book to rival any politician’s diaries.
Your comments, as always, are welcomed.
Gorilla Bananas says:
You humans constantly surprise me with your revelations. First it was the macho film star Rock Hudson. Then it was the musician Liberace. And now I learn that Satan is gay! What about God? Does he like women or is he too old to have sex?
July 15th, 2005 at 10:33 am
jaffrey says:
life must be tough with your brain on the outside.
July 15th, 2005 at 1:43 pm
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Keith Gaughan says:
There’s only one bigger cunt than Damian Rice, and that’s that curly tosser Paddy Casey. What a cunt. What say you, Twenty?
July 15th, 2005 at 1:52 pm
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Johnny5 says:
Damien rice is sound…….when he’s got a cleaver stuck in his throat.
July 15th, 2005 at 2:38 pm
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big red cock says:
Cunt! is an anagram for cunt.
Ape Boy, god is a woman.
July 15th, 2005 at 4:17 pm
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Dr. E. Scientist, phD. says:
TwentyM, I agree with everything you say except for that bit about Damien Rice.
Yeah, he’s a whingey little twatscicle, but he has been campaigning for “Free Aung San Suu Kyi”, which is my favorite Chinese dish, especially when they serve it with that green nasal cavity flushing death paste and some chips.
If his campaign works out and I can get it gratis, well that puts him a notch or two above John Lennon, who quite frankly hasn’t done shit for me as far as free food goes.
July 15th, 2005 at 4:31 pm
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Dr. E. Scientist, phD. says:
Oh yes, “Piss drenched tit” is an anagram for “Dr. E. Scientist, phD”.
July 15th, 2005 at 5:38 pm
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Twenty Major says:
Paddy Casey is also a cunt but he doesn’t have that sub-David Gray head wobbling going on.
July 15th, 2005 at 9:18 pm
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Keith Gaughan says:
Ah, but he does have that utterly-repetitive-paint-by-numbers lyrics thing going on. And his curly pubes. That makes him a bigger cunt than Rice in my book. But David Gray’s a bigger cunt than both of them, and welsh to boot.
July 15th, 2005 at 9:53 pm
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Anonymous says:
Note to the Exterior Brained: Wear a helmet.
July 16th, 2005 at 7:33 pm
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Anonymous says:
I was one of those miffed by your comments about kill the poor people (sub-undergraduate grade ravings et al), and still think you’re a misanthropic little prick, but due respects, having laced into your back catalogue, well….damn boy, I love it. Especially the 10 cunts worse than George Bush list. Classic.
July 18th, 2005 at 12:53 am
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Rob says:
Well, they all seem like reasonable positions. Who is Kunle? Is it his birthday?
July 18th, 2005 at 1:10 pm
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The Real Rob says:
This site is only big enough for one Rob. I’ve recommended this site to people and god forbid they think that your comments are my sentiments. “Who is Kunle”, fuck sake, I hope Kunle chops you up and puts you in his suitcase when he gets deported back to whatever god forsaken hell hole he’s from.
July 18th, 2005 at 2:38 pm
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