5 comments

1. Mrs. Audubon says:

   In fairness they say the Spitz is even louder.

   Messier buggers, too.

   June 29th, 2005 at 12:26 pm
   

2. William Young says:

   What about the noisy little cunts that swallow?

   Better than quiet little cunts that spitz.

   Heh.

   …Sorry.

   June 29th, 2005 at 1:19 pm
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3. Toque says:

   Last month, whilst staying with my parents in England, I awoke to a right commotion. I stepped outside my bedroom to find my mum in some distress and my dad with his hand down the toilet. Imagine my surprise!

   It turns out that my mum had gone to the toilet, and had then stood, turned around, only to find a swallow drowning in the the toilet bowl (the little blighter was also covered in piss).

   The swallow later died of natural causes (fright may have been one of them I’d wager)….but what a way to go! We never did figure out how it found its way to the unlikeliest of last-stands but the best guess is that it came down the chimney and made its way through the house before splash-landing in the bog.

   I doubt that he was being nosey, but if he was then what a price to pay!

   June 29th, 2005 at 7:57 pm
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4. Twenty Major says:

   That’s the best swallow (bird) story I’ve ever heard.

   June 29th, 2005 at 9:13 pm
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5. Sir Findo Gask says:

   They make a lot more noise if you twat them with a cricket bat..

   A tennis racket is not so good, they leak through the holes in the strings……..

   June 29th, 2005 at 9:49 pm
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