I hate Dubliner cheese because of their new commercial
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on June 28th, 2005
There’s an ad on the telly at the moment for Dubliner cheese. It involves two cunts sitting on a sofa in a clothes shop and eating Dubliner cheese. A guy cunt and a girl cunt ignoring all around them and nibbling lovingly on cheese and crackers. At the end a shop assistant cunt comes up and says in a really high pitched voice “So the couch fits then?”
What the fuck? Imagine a group of so-called creative people sat around for hours and came up with this as a concept for selling cheese. It’s fucking ludicrous. It’s possibly one of the worst ads I have ever seen, and I include the Big Al “Is this a burger I see before me” and the Abrekebabra ad with the lookalikes of famous people who don’t actually look like famous people while a shit song about having the whole world in your hands irritates your eardrums to point of where you wish you had tinitus.
If your job is to be creative then be fucking creative. Don’t be a fucking twat. Two cunts eating cheese on a couch in a clothes shop is dimwitted twattery of the highest order. I don’t know which agency it was but I hope somebody knows and leaves a comment so we can associate the name of the agency with the words ‘clueless shite’. They should be ashamed of themselves, and to be fair the people at Dubliner cheese who said ‘Wow! That’s really great. What a marvelous way that is to sell our company’ need a good kicking as well.
Advertising is supposed to make you want a product or service. It’s not supposed to make you give out about it on a cheap website. I for one will never eat Dubliner cheese as long as I live and I suggest you do the same. Stick with Kilmeaden or Mitchelstown cheese simply because their advertising does not suck a big donkey cock like Dubliner cheese.
And moving away from Dubliner cheese what about that wanker who goes climbing a building because he’s drunk some kind of power drink? There’s another bunch of cunts. He gets all the way to the top and the girl says “What kept you?”
What a bitch. What kept him was the tiny ledges, impossible foot-holds and sheer height of the building in question. I bet she came up in the fucking lift, which, while it’s definitely a more sensible and secure way to scale a building does not give you the right to ask ‘What kept you?’
He should have pushed her off the top. That’d teach her, the sassy-mouthed cunt.
Johnny5 says:
Presumably you’ll never be eating KFC again or washing your clothes with Daz after those God awful shane richie ads.
June 28th, 2005 at 12:17 pm
Tommy says:
I hate that fucking add for rennie (I Think) where that stupid bitch cop is holding her stomach in the middle of the street and some wanker says, not well Joe, try one of these’ they then all break into that’what a feeling’ song and even passers by smile and dance.Fucking stupid cunts. I wouldn’t know who to shoot first, the fuckers who wrote the add or the stupid fucks who pay for them.
June 28th, 2005 at 12:44 pm
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fatmammycat says:
‘What a feelin’, oohhh wwoooww, feelin ohhh.’ Tragic, Tommy, just fucking tragic. May I add all of those dreadful ‘real women’ Dove ads too, real women, sure, badly dubbed voices, not really. Actually all ads with terrible dubbing, I mean how hard can if be? And also, now that I think about it, not all ‘real women’ are great big behemoths, I’m not and I’m fairly certain most of my friends don’t have great dangly bits hanging off their bodies and thighs that could crack a melon.
Fatmammycat.
June 28th, 2005 at 2:00 pm
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whimpy says:
“thighs that could crack a melon”?
FMC, you silver-tongued she-wolf of the SS.
June 28th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
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John says:
The Abrakebabra one was irritating beyond belief. I mean, what was the message? Cheap, second-rate lookey-likeys eat at Abrakebabra?
June 28th, 2005 at 3:59 pm
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Moriarty says:
What cynical wankers you all are. Try watching less television, losers.
June 28th, 2005 at 5:52 pm
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Gerry says:
“He should have pushed her off the top. That’d teach her, the sassy-mouthed cunt.”
Genius.
June 28th, 2005 at 6:17 pm
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Tommy says:
Ah ha Moriarty’s in advertising. Admit it, which one of these shite adds did you write.
June 28th, 2005 at 6:27 pm
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Moriarty says:
I am the genius who suggested a hunky businessman buying flowers - for the florist! Who he really fancied all this time! It’s so sweet. Just like Nescafe.
Buy it.
June 28th, 2005 at 6:57 pm
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Nelly says:
Jew know 20 sometimes the ads put me off 2. But if I really like something and I really like Dubliner cheese even a crap add wood knot put me off. Anyways they don’t advertise Dubliner cheese here in Ulster they just sell it in the Spar. Sorry.
June 28th, 2005 at 11:59 pm
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Anonymous says:
Ahhh yes, Irish radio ads, boring, predictable and not a little shite.
‘Nuff said.
July 8th, 2005 at 12:51 am
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really unimaginative language. Very bitter person?
December 19th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
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