Comments on: Double teams

By: Scott Campbell at Blithering Bunny

Scott Campbell at Blithering Bunny — Sun, 26 Jun 2005 16:04:00 +0000

Lee and Herring:

Pigskin pugilist Lee Bowyer sniffs out some game females, but turning the corner he discovers it’s the local Greek fish market. So he beats up his swarthy cousins using some swordfish he finds to hand.

By: Tony.T

Tony.T — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 14:22:00 +0000

Pig & Zag?

We had a TV duo here called Zig & Zag. Round for ever, they were. Turns out one of them fondled the kiddies.

By: Sullivan

Sullivan — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 08:03:00 +0000

Itchy and Schillaci.

The cartoon mouse from The Simpsons gets to commit acts of unspeakable cruelty on the cunt that put us out of the World Cup in 1990.

By: rubber5

rubber5 — Thu, 23 Jun 2005 17:06:00 +0000

Tom and Gerrard

Tom the cat and Stevie ‘will I stay or will I go’ Gerrard the footballer get up to hilarious japes as they chase each other around the house.

Tom flattens Stevie’s face with a clothes iron and unlike Trevor in East Enders he doesn’t just get a bloodied head but his face squashes into the shape of the iron - oh the hilarity.

By: JG

JG — Thu, 23 Jun 2005 12:51:00 +0000

Gerry Ryan was one of the first men in Ireland to sport a ponytail I’m told… ground breaking stuff.

By: Johnny5

Johnny5 — Thu, 23 Jun 2005 10:29:00 +0000

The two Ronnies - Ex-Liverpool star ronnie Rosenthal famous for missing an open goal teams up with moustachioed ugmonger porn lethario Ron jeremy. A littany of puns involving the word ‘gaping’ will ensue.

Siegfried and Roy - Magician extradinaire, Siegfried joins forces with Cork’s favourite cunt, Roy Keane. The one night only show will see Keano sawed in half for real before being fed to a hungry white tiger. This will be a pay per view event shown live from the Jack Lynch Tunnel on Sky box office.