Russians
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on May 31st, 2005
Do you know that if you don’t understand Russian but attempt to talk a Russian using sign language and wild gesticulations they’ll look at you as if they have no idea what you’re on about and get cross and walk off when you start shouting at them?
Fucking cunting Russians.
fatmammycat says:
People from D4 do that sort of shit too. If I look blankly at them for long enough, seriously, what an accent. How do you sign ‘fuck off to rugby shirt wearing fuckwit’?
Toodles.
May 31st, 2005 at 3:12 pm
Johnny5 says:
Point of order:
People who sign all of their posts with ‘toodles’ are extreme gayers with permanently bent wrists and a wardrobe full of pink tutus and tight leather trousers.
May 31st, 2005 at 4:15 pm
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fatmammycat says:
Jesus, how did you know?
Toodles
May 31st, 2005 at 5:02 pm
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Tommy says:
My cunting brother in law talks to all foreigners in broken english, he’s convinced they can understand him better. It’s the most fucking annoying thing I’ve ever heard. Most of the time the foreigners speak better English than he does. And oddly enough,his Russian is exactly like his Romanian, and his African and Italian…
May 31st, 2005 at 5:36 pm
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fatmammycat says:
Oh Tommy,you poor soul The horror, please don’t go on holiday with him ever. I once spent a terrible holiday with an English girl, who spoke English to other English people, but when she couldn’t remember a word she said …’oh, como se dice.’in a horrible Spanish accent. It was amazing, the first time I heard her do this I almost choked on my Sangria, the second time she did it I almost choked her wth my sangria. Talk about a complete cunt.
Toodles.
May 31st, 2005 at 6:02 pm
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Anonymous says:
I love you.
May 31st, 2005 at 6:57 pm
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Anonymous says:
Twenty, you are needed over at Emerald Bile, go quick!
xxoo GER
May 31st, 2005 at 9:58 pm
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