9 comments

1. Nelly says:

   And if I wanted to insult mine I’d have called it ‘a little squirt.’

   May 28th, 2005 at 10:55 am
   

2. Tommy says:

   Mine hasn’t come yet, but when it does I’m sure it will be ‘bitter sweet symphony’.I love a good poo.

   May 28th, 2005 at 12:25 pm
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3. Scaryduck says:

   If I could use a line from a Justin Timberlake song to describe the amount of raw liquid poo that’s squirted out of my arse in the last two days it is this:

   “Drums”.

   May 29th, 2005 at 3:04 pm
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4. Anonymous says:

   All the good ones have been taken, or rather, I ashamedly cannot think of any other JT songs.

   Probably for the best, as this mornings “stool” was of regular consistency. Almost as though I ate bran flakes with slices of banana every morning. Yeah, it was grand. “Grand” in both the Irish and French meaning of the word.

   Anywhey, I came here not for talk of floaters, just to say hello and so on.
   I’ve forgotten my blogger username and password, like a spa, but I assure you I am your brother in charms, Ciaran.

   I’ve missed you, Mr Major, like a hole in the head. Namely my mouth, nose or ears.
   Nothing to report or anything. I still drink, smoke and begrudge.

   So, that’s about all I can muster. I can no longer type without looking at the keyboard, so I’m sure you can appreciate that this is a bit of a choir.

   Take care, and keep cunting.
   Ciaran..

   PS. A special mention to your resident fat feline mother, who I also miss terribly.

   PPS. I’m aware the French spell “grand” with an e at the end of it, but who cares?

   PPS. I’ve since had a look at the official Justin site.
   He’s a lesser known song called “still on my brain”, which I’d like to adapt to “still on my bran”.
   Thanks

   May 31st, 2005 at 2:55 am
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5. Anonymous says:

   PPPS. What does “PS” stand for?

   PPPPS. I hate PS’s, and generally try to avoid them. There’s no excuse when you’ve a delete key… or even just more paper and ink.
   I should’ve just been more mindful of what I writing.
   I’m sorry.

   PPPPPS. I’m not really

   Ciaran..

   May 31st, 2005 at 3:06 am
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6. Anonymous says:

   PPPPPPS. Am I doing it right, y’know, by adding more P’s with every note?
   I’m starting to feel a bit like goooooogle.

   PPPPPPPS. If you type the word “google” into google, will it turn inside out. I’m scared to try.

   Ciaran..

   May 31st, 2005 at 3:09 am
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7. fatmammycat says:

   Eeeehhhhhh Ladddie! You’re back! I’m about to slaughterr some fat calf this very minute. How goes it? And where have you been? Are those rumours about stockings and Thames Valley true? And to think I was having a bad morning complete with stinking sore throat. Welcome home.
   Toodles.

   May 31st, 2005 at 9:26 am
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8. Twenty Major says:

   Welcome back, Ciaran…

   May 31st, 2005 at 10:58 pm
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9. jaycoc88 says:

   I’m constipated at the moment…so i’m gonna go with “my prerogative” by britney spears…

   June 3rd, 2005 at 9:26 pm
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