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		<title>By: jaycoc88</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2005/05/28/if-i-could/#comment-449</link>
		<dc:creator>jaycoc88</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 20:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm constipated at the moment...so i'm gonna go with "my prerogative" by britney spears...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m constipated at the moment&#8230;so i&#8217;m gonna go with &#8220;my prerogative&#8221; by britney spears&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Twenty Major</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2005/05/28/if-i-could/#comment-450</link>
		<dc:creator>Twenty Major</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2005 21:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Welcome back, Ciaran...</description>
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		<title>By: fatmammycat</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2005/05/28/if-i-could/#comment-451</link>
		<dc:creator>fatmammycat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2005 08:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eeeehhhhhh Ladddie! You're back! I'm about to slaughterr some fat calf this very minute. How goes it? And where have you been? Are those rumours about  stockings and Thames Valley true? And to think I was having a bad morning complete with stinking sore throat. Welcome home.&lt;BR/&gt;Toodles.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eeeehhhhhh Ladddie! You&#8217;re back! I&#8217;m about to slaughterr some fat calf this very minute. How goes it? And where have you been? Are those rumours about  stockings and Thames Valley true? And to think I was having a bad morning complete with stinking sore throat. Welcome home.<br />Toodles.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2005/05/28/if-i-could/#comment-452</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2005 02:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PPPPPPS. Am I doing it right, y'know, by adding more P's with every note?&lt;BR/&gt;I'm starting to feel a bit like goooooogle.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;PPPPPPPS. If you type the word "google" into google, will it turn inside out. I'm scared to try.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Ciaran..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PPPPPPS. Am I doing it right, y&#8217;know, by adding more P&#8217;s with every note?<br />I&#8217;m starting to feel a bit like goooooogle.</p>
<p>PPPPPPPS. If you type the word &#8220;google&#8221; into google, will it turn inside out. I&#8217;m scared to try.</p>
<p>Ciaran..</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2005/05/28/if-i-could/#comment-453</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2005 02:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PPPS. What does "PS" stand for?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;PPPPS. I hate PS's, and generally try to avoid them. There's no excuse when you've a delete key... or even just more paper and ink.&lt;BR/&gt;I should've just been more mindful of what I writing.&lt;BR/&gt;I'm sorry.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;PPPPPS. I'm not really&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Ciaran..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PPPS. What does &#8220;PS&#8221; stand for?</p>
<p>PPPPS. I hate PS&#8217;s, and generally try to avoid them. There&#8217;s no excuse when you&#8217;ve a delete key&#8230; or even just more paper and ink.<br />I should&#8217;ve just been more mindful of what I writing.<br />I&#8217;m sorry.</p>
<p>PPPPPS. I&#8217;m not really</p>
<p>Ciaran..</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2005/05/28/if-i-could/#comment-454</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2005 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All the good ones have been taken, or rather, I ashamedly cannot think of any other JT songs.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Probably for the best, as this mornings "stool" was of regular consistency. Almost as though I ate bran flakes with slices of banana every morning. Yeah, it was grand. "Grand" in both the Irish and French meaning of the word.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Anywhey, I came here not for talk of floaters, just to say hello and so on.&lt;BR/&gt;I've forgotten my blogger username and password, like a spa, but I assure you I am your brother in charms, Ciaran.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I've missed you, Mr Major, like a hole in the head. Namely my mouth, nose or ears.&lt;BR/&gt;Nothing to report or anything. I still drink, smoke and begrudge.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;So, that's about all I can muster. I can no longer type without looking at the keyboard, so I'm sure you can appreciate that this is a bit of a choir.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Take care, and keep cunting.&lt;BR/&gt;Ciaran..&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;PS. A special mention to your resident fat feline mother, who I also miss terribly.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;PPS. I'm aware the French spell "grand" with an e at the end of it, but who cares?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;PPS. I've since had a look at the official Justin site.&lt;BR/&gt;He's a lesser known song called "still on my brain", which I'd like to adapt to "still on my bran".&lt;BR/&gt;Thanks</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All the good ones have been taken, or rather, I ashamedly cannot think of any other JT songs.</p>
<p>Probably for the best, as this mornings &#8220;stool&#8221; was of regular consistency. Almost as though I ate bran flakes with slices of banana every morning. Yeah, it was grand. &#8220;Grand&#8221; in both the Irish and French meaning of the word.</p>
<p>Anywhey, I came here not for talk of floaters, just to say hello and so on.<br />I&#8217;ve forgotten my blogger username and password, like a spa, but I assure you I am your brother in charms, Ciaran.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve missed you, Mr Major, like a hole in the head. Namely my mouth, nose or ears.<br />Nothing to report or anything. I still drink, smoke and begrudge.</p>
<p>So, that&#8217;s about all I can muster. I can no longer type without looking at the keyboard, so I&#8217;m sure you can appreciate that this is a bit of a choir.</p>
<p>Take care, and keep cunting.<br />Ciaran..</p>
<p>PS. A special mention to your resident fat feline mother, who I also miss terribly.</p>
<p>PPS. I&#8217;m aware the French spell &#8220;grand&#8221; with an e at the end of it, but who cares?</p>
<p>PPS. I&#8217;ve since had a look at the official Justin site.<br />He&#8217;s a lesser known song called &#8220;still on my brain&#8221;, which I&#8217;d like to adapt to &#8220;still on my bran&#8221;.<br />Thanks</p>
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		<title>By: Scaryduck</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2005/05/28/if-i-could/#comment-455</link>
		<dc:creator>Scaryduck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2005 14:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I could use a line from a Justin Timberlake song to describe the amount of raw liquid poo that's squirted out of my arse in the last two days it is this: &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;"Drums".</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I could use a line from a Justin Timberlake song to describe the amount of raw liquid poo that&#8217;s squirted out of my arse in the last two days it is this: </p>
<p>&#8220;Drums&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Tommy</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2005/05/28/if-i-could/#comment-456</link>
		<dc:creator>Tommy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2005 11:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mine hasn't come yet, but when it does I'm sure it will be 'bitter sweet symphony'.I love a good poo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mine hasn&#8217;t come yet, but when it does I&#8217;m sure it will be &#8216;bitter sweet symphony&#8217;.I love a good poo.</p>
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		<title>By: Nelly</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2005/05/28/if-i-could/#comment-457</link>
		<dc:creator>Nelly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2005 09:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And if I wanted to insult mine I'd have called it 'a little squirt.'</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And if I wanted to insult mine I&#8217;d have called it &#8216;a little squirt.&#8217;</p>
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