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1. Mister Whiskers says:

   Drinking an entire bottle of wine plus five beers the night before, really makes me need to poo.

   It also makes me want to kill people, really ineffectively, so they suffer. Murder by potato peeler, anyone?

   Also arseholes, cunt, and fuck.

   May 27th, 2005 at 1:50 am
   

2. Annie says:

   Thank you Fishy. There was a distinct lack of cunt in Twenty’s last posts. I was feeling all empty inside.

   May 27th, 2005 at 2:10 am
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3. Anonymous says:

   Coffee and a smoke, in the morning,
   makes me need to take a dump…

   May 27th, 2005 at 9:05 am
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4. Andraste says:

   And the quality of the crapping experience is directly related to the brand of coffee. I don’t know what’s available in Europe, but here in America, there’s a whole range. Some, like Starbucks, give you those terrible, noisy, wet, stringy ones that take a half an hour to do and another half hour to wipe. Then a few hours of internal disquiet and existential angst. Dunkin’ Donuts provides a lovely, smooth, silent, easily wipable poo, and a general feeling of peace and harmony until lunch.

   June 7th, 2005 at 9:10 pm
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