Comments on: More strange beasts

By: Markham

Markham — Fri, 27 May 2005 10:05:00 +0000

What the hell is this “Unicorns don’t exist” crap?

Honestly

By: Bane

Bane — Fri, 27 May 2005 03:14:00 +0000

Pus…custard…it’s all the same.

By: Mad Dog

Mad Dog — Fri, 27 May 2005 01:00:00 +0000

Goldfish: I think you’ve topped Scaryduck for grossness…

By: Mister Whiskers

Mister Whiskers — Fri, 27 May 2005 00:54:00 +0000

Also, I hate seafood.

By: Mister Whiskers

Mister Whiskers — Fri, 27 May 2005 00:54:00 +0000

I’ll tell you what’s disgusting. It’s when you have a huge boil on your anus, and one day it bursts and this huge slug made of living pus crawls out of the hole, and you take it and use it as the topping on your Cornetto.

You’d never catch me doing that.

By: Bane

Bane — Thu, 26 May 2005 23:29:00 +0000

Octopi and all of those related, betentacled slimy fucks are nothing but motile boogers.

Lips that have touched tentacle shall never touch my testicles.

Gack, and can you imagine puking up a gutload of that tentacled shite? Or if one wasn't quite dead yet and it suckered onto the inside of your throat on the way down?

Fuck me.

By: Tommy

Tommy — Thu, 26 May 2005 23:09:00 +0000

So is Herring, taste’s like old smoked cod from Borza.

By: Mad Dog

Mad Dog — Thu, 26 May 2005 20:13:00 +0000

Ever since I saw Twenty (heh!) Thousand Leagues Under the Sea as a kid I’ve been terrified of giant squid and octupii. I agree that calamari are good though.

On the other hand MeatLoaf is disgusting in every sense…

By: fatmammycat

fatmammycat — Thu, 26 May 2005 20:01:00 +0000

Yes, but they’re tasty. Same as squid and mussels. I don’t understand people that make that weird terrified face when faced with sea food.
Toodles.

By: Mad Dog

Mad Dog — Thu, 26 May 2005 18:39:00 +0000

the sad truth is…

That Jimmy the Bollix has appeared, you couldn’t be arsed to finish writing and you’ve gone down the pub? I don’t blame you.

PS I bloody well hate octopusses, the slithery, slimy bastards.