Eurovision
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on May 20th, 2005
Ireland’s gay community was in mourning last night when our entry for the Eurovision song contest failed to make it through the semi-finals. The song ‘Love?’ sung by a seemingly handicapped brother and sister duo from Athlone was deemed ‘utter shite’ by voters across Europe.
Look at the fuckers though. I know people can’t help the way they look but there was no need, out of all the contestants who entered, to choose the ugliest pair in all of Ireland. One chap seems particularly delighted with their failure, and who can blame him?
The only people that ugly who should be seen in public are politicians whose ugliness makes them successful, the ugly cunts.
The McCauls are so ugly if they lay on a beach a cat would try and bury them.
No doubt it was yet another cunning ploy by RTE to ensure Ireland don’t win the competition so they don’t have to cough up all the money needed to host the thing. Next year our contestants will be a couple of piss stained tramps, and I don’t mean Paris Hilton and Wayne Rooney’s bird.
Anyway, the Eurovisios has been shi’ite since they let Israel in. I might just go see that Star Wars - Revenge of the cist thing instead.
Anonymous says:
you make me cry with happiness you cunt!
oh, i love you!
May 20th, 2005 at 10:43 am
"Ice Cold" Pierre Boulez says:
me too. i’m not even from europe.
your conspiracy about RTE sounds all too accurate, doesn’t it? :)
May 20th, 2005 at 3:42 pm
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William Young says:
I don’t know what Eurovision or RTE is, and it was still effing funny.
May 20th, 2005 at 3:59 pm
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planetpotato says:
Israel? Bloody hell, did you *see* the Israeli entry last night?
May 20th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
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Peter Nolan says:
Maybe she used to be a man?
May 20th, 2005 at 7:40 pm
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Mad Dog says:
I can’t remember laughing so much at a post from anybody (even Emerald Bile).
The Israeli girl looks quite fetching though -probably no correlation with her singing, unfortunately.
I’m off to wipe my eyes…
May 20th, 2005 at 7:43 pm
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Scaryduck says:
Ah, the “My Lovely Horse” gambit - why d’you think the British entry was so fucking awful?
May 23rd, 2005 at 2:38 am
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mickoc says:
my perception of stalin has completely changed overnight.
if bad service in coffee shops wasnt,
is the eurovision reason enough for a new reality version of ‘auf weidershun pet’ where a load of builders would head to europe and build a new ten foot thick version of the old iron curtain which, for fifty years, saved us from that ridiculous hyper attempt at an american accent and mental fashions. it could be patrolled by armed contestants. any volunteers?another show there.
May 23rd, 2005 at 10:52 am
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October 2nd, 2005 at 8:27 am
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