PETA are fucking cunts
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on May 11th, 2005
I read this morning that PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) are to hand out buckets of fake blood and bones to schoolchildren as a protest against KFC.
Now, while KFC certainly deserve a good kicking for their singing commercials, these PETA cunts do my fucking head in.
‘PETA claim KFC executives would go to jail if they treated cats or dogs the way they treated chickens.’ I don’t see PETA campaigning outside any of Dublin’s many Chinese restaurants, do you? Yet they roam the streets for strays and people’s pets to serve up to us as chicken or pork. Where are you then, PETA, you glory-hunting cocksmokers?
These kind of shock tactics are just ridiculous though. You can make your point without buckets of blood - look at what happened when those crazy teenagers tried it in Carrie. Are PETA prepared for the consequences if one of the schoolkids has mind bending powers and sets everyone on fire and stuff? No doubt they’ll blame it on the chemicals that are put into meat or something.
While I’m all for animals not being tortured what PETA fail to realise is that animals are food and most, if not all, of them are delicious. Vegetarianism is a disease like anorexia, bulimia and AIDS and if they start young children down that path then so help me I’m going to kidnap them and force-feed them meat, especially veal, until they puke. Then I’ll make them eat their own meaty vomit.
They’ve tried shock-tactics before as well. Well known celebrities and models posing for pictures to protest against fur coats before they go home and have wild, cocaine fuelled sex in their mink coats on top of their ermine duvets. It’s all a load of hypocritical monkey bollocks.
This quote from PETA: “We would never use shock tactics with children. Children are so naturally empathetic to animals that we focus on showing chickens as intelligent with distinctive personalities, just like pet cats and dogs.”
Yes, look how intelligent this bucket of blood, beaks, bones and feathers is. Aren’t they delightful creatures? If I knew where they were going to be I’d go down there wearing the fur of a little baby seal and throw the chops of little baby lambs and the livers and kidneys and little baby calves at them, the fucking cunts.
Children have enough crap to deal with - not getting raped, murdered, exams, having the latest mobile phone etc - without this to warp their tiny little minds even further.
So, to conclude, PETA are cunts and should fuck off. Thank you.
sol says:
From now on i’ll call them CETA
May 11th, 2005 at 9:41 am
John Keyes says:
KFC (KFC are Fucking Cunts)
May 11th, 2005 at 12:06 pm
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Scaryduck says:
Because of PETA, I am having this for lunch: meat.
May 11th, 2005 at 12:51 pm
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William Young says:
That seals it.
I’m having a bacon cheeseburger for lunch with a side of chicken fingers. For dinner, veal with a shrimp dumplings appetizer.
And I’m going to wear my wife’s mink coat while eating it all…
May 11th, 2005 at 1:18 pm
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festinog says:
Whats wrong with a bucket of blood? The youngsters today are a bunch of lilly-liverd pansy-assed soccer watching cunts. Dump the buckets over their cunting heads say I.
May 11th, 2005 at 2:00 pm
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jaffrey says:
why fake blood? i’d suggest a few pints of out of date supply from the local blood bank. i’m sure they’d part with it for a reasonable amount. dig up some bones, throw in some blood and have at it.
on a different subject, i’ve always wondered what kind of shoes are worn by PETA members? do they avoid leather too? fuck it, who gives a shit anyways?
May 11th, 2005 at 3:30 pm
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Anonymous says:
That seals it. I’m going clubbing!
May 11th, 2005 at 3:40 pm
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Bane says:
I’ve heard of PETA, but I’ve never seen one. Do they even exist? I think they are just a construct of the media, phantoms used to sell papers.
If I ever saw a PETA member, I would punch them in the cunt.
May 11th, 2005 at 4:14 pm
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paul says:
nice post.
now if only they took those buckets of blood and fecked it all over those 2 fat birds on the kfc ad I hate so much talking on the phone with their mouths full.
PETA are cunts indeed.
May 11th, 2005 at 4:52 pm
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funnyfanny says:
nice one paul,i really hate that ad so much,it really makes me blood boil.fucking fat slags singing on the phone,i certinly wont ring their emergency helpline ,even if i were bleeding buckets of blood from my fangita.cunts , fucking cunts the lot of ‘em !!!!!
May 11th, 2005 at 7:00 pm
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Mosher says:
I’m still on my KFC ban - I’ve not been for about 3 months since those fucking adverts started. Their shitty reply (with no free vouchers! Cheapskate cunts) to my letter of complaint wasn’t very good either.
As for PETA, what a bunch of fucknuts. Haven’t they figured that kid’s fucking *love* disgusting stuff? If you took most of them to a chicken slaughtering factory, 99% would go “Wow! Cool!”
The other 1% would be hiding in the bogs shagging or doing drugs.
May 11th, 2005 at 8:06 pm
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Mad Dog says:
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals.
May 11th, 2005 at 8:49 pm
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Stephen says:
What a shower of dickless shit eaters.
Anyone remember the South Park PETA episode? I bet those twats do like to get their fuck on with the animals as they love them so much.
May 12th, 2005 at 3:00 am
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Anonymous says:
look at the first three comments ha ha ha ha ha ha fuckin gomies. yer man who writes dis website is pretty funny though. u knows it spa!
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a scary lady with tatoo and armed with a sword
May 12th, 2005 at 11:46 pm
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Marc says:
PETA are a shower of cockjockeys and no mistake. Also that AD for KFC is possibly the most annoying thing on TV at the moment bar that rage inducing little bird mobile phone ringtone ad. There is one little bird I would like to see chopped up in a bucket of wings. Advertising cunts
May 13th, 2005 at 9:45 pm
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Anonymous says:
cow flesh for brekkie now
May 19th, 2005 at 6:50 am
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Anonymous says:
I will make a donation to PETA on all of your behalf. PETA rocks the house. You will all reap what you sew. You will have to pay for what you have done. To eat animals is cruel. All animals want is to live and breathe fresh air as we all do.
July 27th, 2005 at 3:01 am
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Anonymous says:
I tell ya, if these PETA fucksticks want to help animals, all they have to do is take the place of the wild dogs on my next hunt. I think maybe a 12 guage will shut them the fuck up
November 16th, 2005 at 9:59 am
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Anonymous says:
I don’t agree with a lot of the **** PETA rabbles on about. But at least they are showing the fucking chinks for the cat and dog abusing bastards they are. I’d be happy to donate to them if I thought it would be put to good use by battering the chinks about the head with a big stick. Your time will come.
November 30th, 2005 at 4:24 am
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Anonymous says:
They should be called ‘people for the eating of tasty animals
May 6th, 2006 at 2:31 am
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Stephanie says:
Believe me, if Peta could be outside of every Chinese restaurant that serves cat and dog, they would. But – any intelligent person knows you have to pick your battles and put your energy toward the areas that gain the most results. Going after a huge corporation like KFC is a better use of time.
As for shock factor, no extremely positive change in history has happened without shock factor. There were people such as you that said the same thing about women burning bras to protest for equality or to plantation owners who freed their slaves to make a statement for freedom. People did not realize then how ridiculous their beliefs were and someday you will look back and be embarrassed for posting such a hateful message. (That said – I read daily about with Peta activities and they tend to take the heat for other extremist groups. They are very careful with children and I doubt this even happened. My bet is you were misinformed.)
If you had bothered to contact Peta with your concern in a peaceful way, you would have found them very open to your opinion. But instead you killed a valid point by acting like a complete lunatic. You would force feed vegetarian children veal until they puked?? Wow…
July 9th, 2006 at 12:26 am
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Anonymous says:
Oh look. A racist fuckhead at 4.24am. All it takes is one git to bring down a good argument and you’re it baby.
July 9th, 2006 at 6:34 am
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Stephanie says:
Believe me, if Peta could be outside of every Chinese restaurant that serves cat and dog, they would. But – any intelligent person knows you have to pick your battles and put your energy toward the areas that gain the most results. Going after a huge corporation like KFC is a better use of time.
As for shock factor, no extremely positive change in history has happened without shock factor. There were people such as you that said the same thing about women burning bras to protest for equality or to plantation owners who freed their slaves to make a statement for freedom. People did not realize then how ridiculous their beliefs were and someday you will look back and be embarrassed for posting such a hateful message. (That said – I read daily about with Peta activities and they tend to take the heat for other extremist groups. They are very careful with children and I doubt this even happened. My bet is you were misinformed.)
If you had bothered to contact Peta with your concern in a peaceful way, you would have found them very open to your opinion. But instead you killed a valid point by acting like a complete lunatic. You would force feed vegetarian children veal until they puked?? Wow…
PS - If you are willing to post an address, I will send you a video that will help you understand why they do what they do.
July 9th, 2006 at 11:30 pm
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