I have a really hairy arse
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on April 26th, 2005
Ever see Hollywood men in films when they do their nudey bit? They always have an arse that’s a smooth as a baby’s bottom but if you stuck a pair of glasses and a set of buck teeth on mine it’d look like Gerry Adams.
Do these guys have baby smooth buttocks or do they actually shave their arses and if so isn’t that the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever heard?
I know sportsmen, particularly cyclists and swimmers, shave their legs/bodies because it helps them in their competitions but is there any reason at all for a man to shave his arse cheeks?
And what happens when their nude scene is over. Do they continue to shave their holes or do they let the hair grow back? Imagine a stubbly arse.
Quite frankly it’s a disgrace and any man who shaves the hair off his arse should be put to death at once.
Anonymous says:
I think they use young boys (or girls) as butt doubles cause nobody wants to see their saggy hairy arses.
April 26th, 2005 at 9:53 am
Scaryduck says:
True fact: Cyclists shave their legs because it’s easier to stitch yourself up when you fall off.
And I bet Lance Armstrong cut off his own bollock, because he’s THAT hard.
April 26th, 2005 at 2:10 pm
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Anonymous says:
You mean you’ve never once considered going for a back, sack and crack wax?
April 26th, 2005 at 2:26 pm
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Nelly says:
A man that’s not afraid to poo around the world should not be afraid to publish a photo of his really hairy arse.
April 26th, 2005 at 6:52 pm
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Twenty Major says:
You would think that but I draw the line at full backal nudity.
April 26th, 2005 at 7:29 pm
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Anonymous says:
You have a hairy arse?, or should it be ‘you have an hairy arse?’. Maybe you could be a butt double in some Jane Goodall film, or for a wookie in a star wars thingy. xxoo GER
April 26th, 2005 at 8:59 pm
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Tommy says:
If your hairy arse is like your beard I’d recommend Bounty kitchen towels.. and a power washer.
April 27th, 2005 at 12:20 am
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Tim Worstall says:
It appears to be mandatory in certain sects of Islam to shave one’s arse:
http://timworstall.typepad.com/timworstall/2005/01/sick_thought_of.html
April 28th, 2005 at 9:24 am
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Twenty Major says:
Those crazy Islamists. I suppose if you don’t actually wipe after having a poo the danger of dangleberries is increased.
April 28th, 2005 at 10:02 am
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Bane says:
I do trim my bollocks hair close, but I like to leave my arse hairs grow so they crack like a whip when I fart.
April 29th, 2005 at 1:13 am
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Anonymous says:
I’m actually considering it. But not shaving. I thought hair removal cream would be more sensible..No razor burn. Those continentals with their bedays are no mugs. I give my arse as good a wipe as the next man, the problem is little bits of bog roll get caught in the forest.
November 14th, 2005 at 4:30 pm
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