Comments on: I have a really hairy arse

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 16:30:00 +0000

I’m actually considering it. But not shaving. I thought hair removal cream would be more sensible..No razor burn. Those continentals with their bedays are no mugs. I give my arse as good a wipe as the next man, the problem is little bits of bog roll get caught in the forest.

By: Bane

Bane — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 00:13:00 +0000

I do trim my bollocks hair close, but I like to leave my arse hairs grow so they crack like a whip when I fart.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 09:02:00 +0000

Those crazy Islamists. I suppose if you don’t actually wipe after having a poo the danger of dangleberries is increased.

By: Tim Worstall

Tim Worstall — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 08:24:00 +0000

It appears to be mandatory in certain sects of Islam to shave one’s arse:
http://timworstall.typepad.com/timworstall/2005/01/sick_thought_of.html

By: Tommy

Tommy — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 23:20:00 +0000

If your hairy arse is like your beard I’d recommend Bounty kitchen towels.. and a power washer.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 19:59:00 +0000

You have a hairy arse?, or should it be ‘you have an hairy arse?’. Maybe you could be a butt double in some Jane Goodall film, or for a wookie in a star wars thingy. xxoo GER

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 18:29:00 +0000

You would think that but I draw the line at full backal nudity.

By: Nelly

Nelly — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 17:52:00 +0000

A man that’s not afraid to poo around the world should not be afraid to publish a photo of his really hairy arse.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 13:26:00 +0000

You mean you’ve never once considered going for a back, sack and crack wax?

By: Scaryduck

Scaryduck — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 13:10:00 +0000

True fact: Cyclists shave their legs because it’s easier to stitch yourself up when you fall off.

And I bet Lance Armstrong cut off his own bollock, because he’s THAT hard.