ha-fucking-ha
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on April 25th, 2005
I just got an email with a joke and at the end of the joke it said:
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> If this doesn ‘ t make you laugh, you’re having a really bad day!!
Erm, no. If this doesn’t make me laugh, and it didn’t make me laugh, it’s because it wasn’t fucking funny and you’re a cunt for even thinking I’d find something that unfunny amusing. I prefer to get proper spam for Viagra and cheap fags and other wonder pills than the shite that some cunt gets sent and then that cunt decides to send it on to every single person he knows.
Out of that group there’s at least one other person who’ll send it to every single person they know and soon the same email is being sent around the world forever and ever because that one cunt in every group will always, without fail, exist.
The fucking cunts.
nanuk says:
There’s always one cunt in a group . . . sounds like you’ve identified a new corollary to Murphy’s Law.
April 25th, 2005 at 11:48 am
Johnny5 says:
Or the cunt that is still sending those fuicking sms invitations.
I get at least 3 a day despite innumerous death threats.
April 25th, 2005 at 12:03 pm
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Twenty Major says:
I don’t think they’re taking you seriously, Johnny.
April 25th, 2005 at 12:13 pm
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Johnny5 says:
They’ll take me seriously when they are hanging over a vat of boiling acid with their goolies hacked off I tells ye.
April 25th, 2005 at 12:45 pm
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Scaryduck says:
Some cunt has just stuck a joke office timetable up on the wall with the words “You don’t have to be mad to work here, but it helps!!!!”
When I find out who it is, I’m going to pickle their testicles.
April 25th, 2005 at 1:04 pm
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Anonymous says:
I got three of those sms.ac invitations this morning too… I’ve personally written to the people who signed me up for this service and called them cunts. It’s the only way to deal with these sub-human fuck monkeys.
April 25th, 2005 at 2:14 pm
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Johnny5 says:
My way is better.
More fun and more effective.
April 25th, 2005 at 2:22 pm
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Twenty Major says:
And with added shrieking and begging for mercy.
April 25th, 2005 at 2:38 pm
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Mosher says:
I get fucked off with the ones that end “If you send this to fifteen of your best mates then something good will happen to you. I can’t tell you what because it’ll spoil the surprise, but it’s amazing!!!!!”
Yes, because I’m a gullible cunt.
April 25th, 2005 at 8:01 pm
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Mister Whiskers says:
Fuck’s sake, Twenty, don’t have a go at me. I just thought you’d find it funny.
“It wasn’t her husband, it was a cucumber!”
Oh, come on, doesn’t it just crack you up?
April 26th, 2005 at 12:18 am
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