Comments on: ha-fucking-ha

By: Mister Whiskers

Mister Whiskers — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 23:18:00 +0000

Fuck’s sake, Twenty, don’t have a go at me. I just thought you’d find it funny.

“It wasn’t her husband, it was a cucumber!”

Oh, come on, doesn’t it just crack you up?

By: Mosher

Mosher — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:01:00 +0000

I get fucked off with the ones that end “If you send this to fifteen of your best mates then something good will happen to you. I can’t tell you what because it’ll spoil the surprise, but it’s amazing!!!!!”

Yes, because I’m a gullible cunt.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 13:38:00 +0000

And with added shrieking and begging for mercy.

By: Johnny5

Johnny5 — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 13:22:00 +0000

My way is better.

More fun and more effective.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 13:14:00 +0000

I got three of those sms.ac invitations this morning too… I’ve personally written to the people who signed me up for this service and called them cunts. It’s the only way to deal with these sub-human fuck monkeys.

By: Scaryduck

Scaryduck — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 12:04:00 +0000

Some cunt has just stuck a joke office timetable up on the wall with the words “You don’t have to be mad to work here, but it helps!!!!”

When I find out who it is, I’m going to pickle their testicles.

By: Johnny5

Johnny5 — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 11:45:00 +0000

They’ll take me seriously when they are hanging over a vat of boiling acid with their goolies hacked off I tells ye.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 11:13:00 +0000

I don’t think they’re taking you seriously, Johnny.

By: Johnny5

Johnny5 — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 11:03:00 +0000

Or the cunt that is still sending those fuicking sms invitations.

I get at least 3 a day despite innumerous death threats.

By: nanuk

nanuk — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 10:48:00 +0000

There’s always one cunt in a group . . . sounds like you’ve identified a new corollary to Murphy’s Law.